Scary Movie 3 (2003)

George Carlin: Architect

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• The Architect : We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient.

• [re: the killer video] 

  Cindy : And it's been circulating and killing ever since.

  The Architect : Just like Pootie Tang.

• Architect : My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.

• The Architect : I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her... Linda.

• The Architect : The answer is simple. You are the eventuality of an anomaly. You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability.

  Cindy : Sedulant? I uh...

  The Architect : [flipping through a thesaurus]  Grotesquery?... No?... What about, contingent affirmation?... That's gotta mean somethin...

• Architect : It's already begun. You're too late.

  Cindy : Oh, my God.

  Architect : But not too late to make an old man happy.