House of the Dead (2003)
Tyron Leitso: Simon
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Quotes
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Simon : [Rudy and Simon just freed Greg from the knocked-over porta-potty as he runs around covered in feces]
[In the verge of laughter]
Simon : Dude, what the fuck happened to you?
Greg : I was in there and then frickn'- the banging, an the frickn' thing fell over and I was stuck inside!
Simon : You're in deep shit, huh?
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Rudy : [as Hugh is playing footage from the zombie attack at the rave] Everyone was partying... you know, drinking, just having fun. Then, these things came and attacked the Rave. Those of us that could get away... did. We ran... we finally got to the boat, but it wasn't there. These things just kept coming and coming and killing. We finally found this house, ran inside and... tried to hide and that's when you guys came. We thought you were more of them.
Simon : "Them"? Who the hell is "them"?
Rudy : "Who"? Try "What".
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Simon : What're we going to do? We don't have weapons or food. We don't have shit!
Capt. Victor Kirk : Actually, we do.
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Capt. Victor Kirk : Where ya headin', girls? Huh?
Simon : It's, uh, somewhere in the San Juans. You must know where that is, right Skipper?
Salish : [looks at map] You crazy?
[to Kirk]
Salish : They crazy!
Capt. Victor Kirk : No, I don't think so.
Simon : Excuse me?
Capt. Victor Kirk : I said forget it.
Salish : Yeah, forget it! Forget it! That means stop talkin' and start walkin'!
Simon : Why?
Salish : Why? Why? Why? They always ask why!
Capt. Victor Kirk : You know what they call this island? 'Isla del Muerte'
Salish : Muerte. That's Spanish for 'death.' In case you don't speak Mexican.
Simon : Listen, pal. I got an island to catch and if this is a lame attempt to hit me up for more cash...
Capt. Victor Kirk : No, it ain't!
Salish : There ain't enough cash in the world to make us go back there. Nah, keep the cash! Keep the cash!
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Simon : Simon says lets get the hell out of here and let the cops ask questions later while we're kicking it back in Seattle selling our story to the Enquire.
