House of the Dead (2003)

Will Sanderson: Greg

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• Greg : [pointing on a zombie in the water]  Shoot it!

  Capt. Victor Kirk : What do you think I am trying to do, you fucking moron?

• Simon : [Rudy and Simon just freed Greg from the knocked-over porta-potty as he runs around covered in feces] 

  [In the verge of laughter] 

  Simon : Dude, what the fuck happened to you?

  Greg : I was in there and then frickn'- the banging, an the frickn' thing fell over and I was stuck inside!

  Simon : You're in deep shit, huh?

• Cynthia : [Greg and Cynthia are about to have sex]  Wait, what if the others come back?

  Greg : I can be quick.

  Cynthia : [sighs]  What else is new?

• Alicia : Doesn't this bother any of you? We're on an island where the Rave of the year is supposed to be happening, but it's completely deserted.

  Simon : Yeah, it worries me. It worries me that there aren't any mixers. Simon cannot survive on Bud alone.

  Greg : Speak for yourself, dude.

• Greg : [Filling two party cups with beer]  Well, they sure as hell did not go to 7-Eleven to get more booze because the keg is full!