Cedric the Entertainer Presents (TV Series 2002–2003) - Shaun Majumder as Various

Mama : [when Glen Cox interrupts] Excuse me, but was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Did you hear *it*?

Glen Cox : No, but--

Mama : Did you hear IT? Answer me!

Glen Cox : No.

Mama : Well, you need to shut up when grown folks is talkin'. You need to learn your manners. This whole country needs to learn their manners.
Glen Cox : Since you are a natural blonde, how long did it take for you to put it on with those eagle talons you call nails, Mama?!? (laughs)

Interviewer : Oh no, you didn't!

Mama : First of all, it is my hair. I got the receipt in my purse to prove it. And second, don't you *ever* talk to Mama like that again, or I'm gonna beat you until this belt sizzles! (snaps belt)

Glen Cox : You will do no such thing!

Mama : Bring it on!
[A question is asked about global warming.]

Mama : You asked the right person about global warming. I heated a whole house with a blow dryer and and a waffle iron. You do the math!

Glen Cox : This answer is as ridiculous as this mink tarp that you've got around your buttocks. It's summertime.

Mama : First of all, that's sable, so that shows you where you at. And second of all, I ain't afraid of no man that I can see the top of their head. He little!
[on the game show "Taste Buds"]

Howard : [tastes food] It's served on an open grill...................You know what this can use? Some hot sauce!

Game Show Host : Looks like you'll have to stop guessing meats.

Shaun Majumder: Various