Cedric the Entertainer Presents (2002–2003)
Wendy Raquel Robinson: Various Characters
Quotes
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Mama : You want national security? I got a church full of nosy ol' ladies. Put them in the CIA and they'll find out everybody's business. They'll tell you where Osama *been* and where Osama gon' be!
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Mama : [when Glen Cox interrupts] Excuse me, but was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Did you hear *it*?
Glen Cox : No, but--
Mama : Did you hear IT? Answer me!
Glen Cox : No.
Mama : Well, you need to shut up when grown folks is talkin'. You need to learn your manners. This whole country needs to learn their manners.
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Glen Cox : Since you are a natural blonde, how long did it take for you to put it on with those eagle talons you call nails, Mama?!? (laughs)
Interviewer : Oh no, you didn't!
Mama : First of all, it is my hair. I got the receipt in my purse to prove it. And second, don't you *ever* talk to Mama like that again, or I'm gonna beat you until this belt sizzles! (snaps belt)
Glen Cox : You will do no such thing!
Mama : Bring it on!
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[A question is asked about global warming.]
Mama : You asked the right person about global warming. I heated a whole house with a blow dryer and and a waffle iron. You do the math!
Glen Cox : This answer is as ridiculous as this mink tarp that you've got around your buttocks. It's summertime.
Mama : First of all, that's sable, so that shows you where you at. And second of all, I ain't afraid of no man that I can see the top of their head. He little!
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Mama : Work that bling-bling, baby!
