Half & Half (2002–2006)

Rachel True: Mona Thorne

Quotes 

• Phyllis Thorne : Maybe you'll find yourself a man this year.

  Mona Thorne : But Ma, I'm surrounded by men all the time: Orville Redenbacher, Captain Crunch, Dr. Pepper... Hey, you always wanted me to end up with a doctor.

  Phyllis Thorne : Just when I think you've hit rock bottom, you start digging a tunnel.

• Big Dee Dee Thorne : [noticing Mona with Phyllis while leaving Dee Dee's apartment]  Oh, hi, pudding pop! We have a favor to ask you.

  Phyllis Thorne : Sorry, we don't have any virgin blood. You'll just have to age like the rest of us.

  Dee Dee Thorne : Mona, would you mind keeping an eye on my apartment? Mom and I are going out of town for the weekend.

  Mona Thorne : Sure.

  Big Dee Dee Thorne : Yes, we're off to Spa de Soleil for a mother-daughter bonding session and deep-tissue massages.

  [glances at Phyllis] 

  Big Dee Dee Thorne : For those of us who have forgotten, that's when someone touches your body.

  Phyllis Thorne : How would you like a deep-tissue massage with the heel of my shoe?

• Mona Thorne : Did Morgan Freeman finally answer your letters?

  Phyllis Thorne : No, but his lawyers did. I guess my last love poem was a little raw.

• Big Dee Dee Thorne : We're going to have many happy years together.

  Mona Thorne : Yeah, you and Daddy are quite the pair.

  Big Dee Dee Thorne : I was talking about my credit card.