Half & Half (2002–2006)
Chico Benymon: Spencer, Andre Spencer Williams
Quotes
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Andre Spencer Williams : It's a well known fact: To keep a man, you have to feed a man. Here, I'll prove it to you. Hey, Tina, what the fastest way to a man's heart?
Tina : Through his chest with a sharp knife. Give me something hard next time.
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Andre Spencer Williams : [while attempting to find a weekend date] Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
[woman promptly leaves]
Tina : Hard to believe you beat out 100 million other sperm.