The Stepford Wives (2004)
Jon Lovitz: Dave Markowitz
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[last lines]
Dave Markowitz : Hey, you guys. Which aisle is quilted paper towels? If I don't get the right kind, my wife's gonna kill me.
Supermarket Announcer : No talking, keep shopping.
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Dave Markowitz : Cup cakes anyone?
Dave Markowitz : Cup cakes! Hey, right on time. Jo these are smokin'.
[to Bobbie]
Dave Markowitz : Why can't you make stuff like this?
Bobbie Markowitz : Why don't you?
Dave Markowitz : Because I have a penis.
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Dave Markowitz : Hey, Kresby-man.
Walter Kresby : Hey Dave.
Joanna Eberhard : How do you know each other?
Dave Markowitz : Men's Association.
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Walter Kresby : We should get moving.
Dave Markowitz : Yeah, we got a meeting at the Men's Association.
Joanna Eberhart : When will you be home, honey?
Walter Kresby : [Dave makes a face at Walter] When I'm home.