Bob Saget: Jessica's Dad
Quotes
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Jessica's Dad : [walks in his bathroom covered in chocolate] Oh, my God. He shit everywhere.
[screaming]
Jessica's Dad : THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMNIT! THEY SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE! LOOK WHAT HE DID HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL!
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Harry Dunne : [Harry is covered in mud and hit by Jessica's dad's car] Charlie!
Jessica's Dad : Oh, my God... it's you... you're the guy that crapped up my house! What are you... you're covered in *shit*! My car's covered in *shit*!
Harry Dunne : No, no, no, no... It's not that?
[gets off the hood and starts to walk off]
Jessica's Dad : There's crap all over my hood! You got feces all over my mercedes! It's in my grill! My car's covered in shit!
Lloyd : Who's that?
Harry Dunne : That's Jessica's Dad. She says he's really anal.
Lloyd : [Winces, disgusted] Ew... ugh, that's gross.
Jessica's Dad : [as they walk off, fading out] Get back here! I'm not cleaning this up! I'm gonna have to have this towed! Are you out of your mind? What is it with you and *fecal* matter?
[Fade out]
