It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002 TV Movie)
Bill Barretta: Pepe the Prawn, Rowlf the Dog, Swedish Chef, Johnny Fiama, Bobo the Bear, Howard, Lew Zealand
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Quotes
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Lew Zealand : Yep, someone has had a little too much egg nog, kissing a pork on the chops like that.
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Pepe the Prawn : I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...
The Great Gonzo : Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?
Pepe the Prawn : Better safe than sorry, okay?
The Great Gonzo : Good point.
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Pepe the Prawn : I've got some good news for everyone, unless you are an evil banker lady, then it sucks, okay.
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Statler : [Up in the balcony, Statler and Waldorf make fun of Pepe's bad jokes] Hey, the shrimp's floundering!
[Statler and Waldorf both laugh]
Pepe the Prawn : You shut-up okay?
Statler : He told us to clam up!
Waldorf : What's he want to do? Mussle us?
[Both laugh again]
Pepe the Prawn : Don't get me steamed okay!
Statler : Steamed shrimp!
Waldorf : Oh, pass the cocktail sauce!
[Both laugh]
Pepe the Prawn : That's it. I'm coming up there!
[Leaves the stage to go to the balcony]
Statler : Whoooaaa... I'm shaking!
Waldorf : You're always shaking.
[He laughs and Statler grumbles]