Bat Thumb (2001)

Steve Oedekerk: Bat Thumb, Wuce Bane, Dumb Man, Beat Cop

Quotes 

• Blue Jay : Would you wipe my tears?

  Bat Thumb : No I will not wipe your tears, what part of you thinks that I would wipe your tears?

  Blue Jay : The good part of me!

• No Face : Ah, you remember well Bat Dung.

  Bat Thumb : No face!

  Blue Jay : I'll have you know, that the correct term for bat dung is 'Guano' so if you insist on calling him that then you should just call him Guano!

  Bat Thumb : Okay remember the be quiet part?

• Bat Thumb : [about No Face]  Man he sure talks a lot.

• [about Bat Thumb and Vicki have just had sex] 

  Vicky Nail : Wow, I've never done anything like that before.

  Bat Thumb : Really?

  Vicky Nail : No, I've done it a lot.

• [No Face has just explained is plan to Bat Thumb] 

  Bat Thumb : You're insane!

  No Face : Yes, you already said that.

  Bat Thumb : Oh... you're in... you're ins... you're insane!

• [No Face has removed his mask] 

  Blue Jay : Aaah, he's got no face!

  Bat Thumb : ...Duuuh

• Wuce Bayne : Fred, I need to get to the Thumbcave!

  Fred : [drunk]  ... Fish!... Oh Wuce, I thought you were a marlin. If you're going out be sure to take an umbrella because there's BACON outside.

  Wuce Bayne : ...That's fine, Fred.

  Fred : Fine for you maybe but what about the Bacon Bits people? They can't be happy!

  [wanders off]