The Prince and Me (2004)

Devin Ratray: Scotty

Quotes 

• Soren : Good heavens!

  [as he enters the dorm room] 

  Soren : I thought you had to be convicted of a crime before you lived somewhere like this.

  Eddie : Well it's not that bad. Plus, we haven't seen the rest of it yet.

  [opens closet door] 

  Soren : Apparently, this is the rest of it.

  Eddie : Well I like it. And I'll even let you have first choice of the beds.

  Soren : Ooo, heavens, which stained mattress shall I choose?

  Scotty : [enters, coughing, sniffling, and clearing throat]  You the new guys? I'm Scotty. All right, all my food's labeled, so I'll know if you ate anything. I'm allergic to dairy, shellfish, red meat, melon, nuts, and kiwi, so don't bring any of that stuff around here.

  [sits down at computer] 

  Scotty : The X-box is off limits. If you screw up any of my high scores, I'll blind you with my laser pointer.

• Soren : [Eddie enters the dormroom where Soren is hooked playing the XBox]  Whoa.

  Scotty : [to Eddie]  He's been like this since I got here yesterday.

  Soren : Whoa.

  Scotty : [jumps to take back the console]  Give it back!

  Soren : Back off Clearisil!

  [Scotty jumps backs to where he was] 

• Scotty : [Soren slaps Scotty's hand which was directing toward Soren's last royally-paid-for breakfast]  Hey, you cheap Swede!

• Scotty : [Scotty just realizing that Paige is present in the dormroom who has been there for a minute or so]  Dude. Dude, there's a chick in our room!

• Paige : Where's Eddie?

  Scotty : Oh, you mean, prince-who-ate-my-triscuits-and-didn't-replace-them?