The Surreal Life (2003– )
Caprice Bourret: Self (as Caprice)
Quotes
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Jose Canseco : [while getting dressed for a strip show, Jose decides to put on something tiny that will reveal his genitals] I'll wear this.
Caprice Bourret : That's gonna go over your wiener?
Caprice Bourret : You sure you wanna go there?
Jose Canseco : If I'm gonna strip, I at least have to do it right.
Caprice Bourret : Jose is definitely not afraid to show his female side.
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Caprice Bourret : [as Bronson spoons her] Get your wiener away!
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Bronson Pinchot : Have you ever had an abdomen massage?
Caprice Bourret : No. I think it's weird.
Bronson Pinchot : First time for everything...
Caprice Bourret : No. It's weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Come on, just turn over.
Caprice Bourret : Weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Please?
Caprice Bourret : Weird.
Bronson Pinchot : What about now?
Caprice Bourret : Super weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Don't you want a massage?
Caprice Bourret : Super weird.
Bronson Pinchot : Do you want a massage... now?
Caprice Bourret : No. You're a freak.
Bronson Pinchot : Come on, Caprice!
Caprice Bourret : Freak.
Bronson Pinchot : All right, I'm coming down.
Caprice Bourret : You're a freak.