The Legend of Al, John and Jack (2002) Poster

Aldo Baglio: Al, Herbert

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  • Al : [Jack has accidentally "shot" The Boss's aunt and a bus driver and the three of them are on the run]  What the fuck did you do, Jack? What the *fuck* did you do?

    Jack : I did nothing bad, Al. I didn't mean it!

    Al : We're dead meat.

    [turns to Jack] 

    Al : And it's your fault, you damn pill-popper!

    Jack : I just went like this!

    [stretches his arms out in a T shape like a martyr - a bullet hits the car radio] 

    John : Hold the wheel, Al!

    [turns to Jack] 

    John : Give me the gun, Jack!

    John : [Jack gives him the gun]  This gun is *cursed*, now it won't kill innocent people any more!

    [throws it out the window, where it shoots the final bullet into a pedestrian's back. The pedestrian falls to the floor, dead, dropping his hat] 

  • John : [seeing Al acting like an exorcist]  What the *fuck* is going on, Jack?

    Jack : When Al woke up, I told him he was an exorcist!

    Al : I am not afraid of you, Satan! Go back to - the - daaaaaarknesssss!

    Al : [seeing John - thinking that he's Satan]  I have finally found you. Leave this deformed body. Enter into me. Enter into me!

    Jack : Just play along with him.

    Al : Leave this grotesque body! And enter into *me*!

    [shouts] 

    Al : Enter into me, now!

    [John slaps Al - Al grunts and falls to the floor] 

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