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BandSAboutMovies20 April 2024
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First off - this movie was directed Sam Firstenberg. Yes, the same person who directed Revenge of the Ninja, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Ninja 3: The Domination, Riverbend, American Ninja, American Ninja 2, Cyborg Cop, Cyborg Cop 2, Delta Force 3: The Killing Game, American Samurai and so many more amazing films.

What's wild is that it was written by Samuel Oldham (who edited Cards of Death) and Edward D. Wood Jr.

Yes, that Ed Wood.

Supposedly, there is footage in this of an uncompleted Wood film, Amazon Women from Space, and it's worked into new things that Firstenberg shot.

On Firstenberg's old web site, he said the following:

"One day I got a phone call from my friend, scriptwriter Sam Oldham. The excitement and urgency in his voice told me something was up. I felt right away that this call was going to change things for me. And I was right.

Sam is a devoted, if not fanatic, fan of old sci-fi flicks. VHS, DVD, posters, props, magazines, websites, you name it, he loves it. Forbidden Planet, This Island Earth, Queen of Outer Space, The Creeping Terror - these are the kinds of movies he lives for. When he called me, he was working at one of the small, dingy, forgotten film vaults that exist all over Hollywood. His job was to check the condition of old negatives and prints stored in rusting tin cans, to see if any were worth saving, and catalog them.

You all know of Ed Wood, director of the infamous Plan 9 From Outer Space, the man who was crowned the worst director of all time, and immortalized in Tim Burton's movie. Many people are devoted to his work; he is probably the original cult director, and his name is connected to quite a few tacky Hollywood projects. But for many years, rumors have circulated in Hollywood about one last project Ed Wood started but never finished. He either ran out of money or died before it was finished, depending on who tells the story. Ed Wood was so strange that it is not unlikely that such a film, or part of a film, really exists. The supposed title of the lost film was Amazon Women From Outer Space, definitely a typical Ed Wood title. No one has come up with any evidence to authenticate the rumors, but nevertheless, they keep resurfacing. Not long ago, however, a lost and forgotten Ed Wood script was found and produced - so you see, miracles can sometimes happen. You can imagine the excitement that would be stirred up if any "lost" Ed Wood footage were discovered today."

Later, he reveals what was found in those vaults.

"He tells me he's found some reels of celluloid tucked away on a hard-to-reach, cobweb-covered shelf. After running the film through the viewer, he now strongly believes that he has discovered the lost Amazon Women From Outer Space. "And that's not all!" he says. "There are script pages too, ten or fifteen of them! They were in a paper bag underneath the film cans! This is impossible, but I've got it all right here!" He sounded like he was about to leap right through the phone line. "Yeah, right," I said. I am notoriously skeptical when it comes to sensational information. On the other hand, Sam's knowledge of sci-fi films is vast. He can recite 20-minute passages from any old horror or sci-fi flick, so I had to give him the benefit of the doubt. It was after midnight, but Sam asked me to come down and look at the footage. I found myself twenty minutes later in a pitch-dark, rat-infested alley off Santa Monica Blvd. In Hollywood, knocking at the back door, and soon we were hunched over the viewer, watching the moving images on the small square glass. I am not an expert on old sci-fi flicks, nor on Ed Wood's filmography, but it struck me immediately that my friend might be right. The yards and yards of unedited material we viewed were so tacky, so ridiculous, and so incoherent, that they definitely had the Ed Wood touch. The footage was full of Amazon-type women running around in skimpy outfits on cheap spaceship sets. But the cans and boxes were not labeled, and the scenes were not slated, so there was no way to determine whether Sam was right. None of the actresses was even remotely familiar either. And the script pages he mentioned? I turned them over in my hands, fearful that they would crumble to dust right then and there. They seemed to correspond to the film images. We knew we had to contact experts in the area immediately, to help us authenticate, recover, and maybe even restore the remnants of the historic Amazon Women From Outer Space."

Professor Harvey Kirk (David Rabius, who was also in The Girlfriend from Outer Space, which he probably brought up when he auditioned) is a sex addict whose marriage to Barbara (Barbara Sharp, who also produced this and another Oldham-directed movie, Yuri Gagarin Conspiracy: Fallen Idol) is almost finished. She's trying to set him up by having her friends come on to him and beyond that, he's being watched by alien women - several are his students - and then they take him to their planet and start using him to populate the race as otherwise, all they will have is more women.

Michael Dorn - Worf! - is a bartender. Once, I saw him at a convention and someone asked him what he liked about being on Star Trek: The Next Generation. He answered that he was happy that he wasn't playing a cop after a career of playing police officers like Officer Jebediah Turner on CHiPS. The person asking said, "Worf is a security officer, so you're still a cop." He was so sad that he just walked off the stage.

The Amazons in this movie are played by Valentina Chepiga, Elise Muller (who was also in Beach Babes from Beyond), Sherry Goggin (an American Gladiators contestant), Jayne Trcka (she's the most Amazonian of the Amazons in this), Lauren Powers (well, she's also pretty big), Cynthia Bridges, Brenda Kelly (who is also in another Oldham movie, Close Encounters of the 4th Kind: Infestation from Mars), Timea Majorova (who was in the movie Bigger, Faster. Stronger with Powers), Nicole Rollolazo, Viviana Soldana, Andrulla Blanchette (her IMDB background says that she is the most successful female British bodybuilder in the world and the only British bodybuilder to win the Ms. Olympia), Elaine Goodlad, Kat Meyers, Gayle Moher and Lena Johanessen.

Back to that Wood footage. Is it real?

Firstenberg said, "The next few weeks were devoted to running the material by authorities on Ed Wood - film historians, directors, sci-fi buffs, and the hard-core sci-fi B-movie geek crowd. This process proved to be an emotional roller coaster for us, and by the end of it, we felt as if we'd been turned inside-out. As soon as one expert supported the Ed Wood theory, another would dismiss it as preposterous. Sam and I were nervous wrecks. Did we have something, or didn't we?

One of the people we approached was a hard-core sci-fi fan, Dr. Elliott Haimoff, Ph. D. A documentary producer, Elliott was so excited when he heard about our discovery, he immediately insisted on joining us on our mission. We decided that the evidence strongly suggested that the footage was, indeed, Ed Wood material, and as a trio of producer, director, and writer, we resolved to rescue and restore the treasure we had found."

Later, he specifically refers to the footage by saying, "We had our Ed Wood-type movie - the most hideous, ridiculous, campy, tacky sci-fi we ever saw. It was one ugly baby, worse than Plan 9 - and we were in love with it. The plan was to give it the right exposure, bring it out to the public so the sci-fi crowd could judge it for themselves. But the product was too short, at 62 minutes, and it had no beginning and no end. It was clear that this movie, which we now officially called Amazon Women From Outer Space, was never completed. As exciting as it was, we all felt unsatisfied. Discussing and debating our predicament, we made the decision to go the extra mile and attempt to extend and complete Amazon Women into a 90-minute full feature, with a beginning, middle, and end. It was too good to neglect. Having in our group a writer, a producer, an editor, and myself a director, we were confident that we could pull it off. Sam Oldham bashed out a script utilizing the original pages, first off. In the revamped story, the Amazon women from outer space realize they need a male in order to ensure the survival of their species, and find the ideal mate on Earth. They kidnap their chosen male, and the story is off and running. With the male at the center of the new script, the title of the new movie became The Interplanetary Surplus Male and the Amazon Women of Outer Space."

The film seemingly had major issues with the financial backer, as Firstenberg went on to say that they had no money and "the entire cast and crew stayed on and worked for deferred payment in order to complete the 18-day shoot. Miraculously the filming was completed to my satisfaction, using credit cards and other funds our producer scraped together."
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1/10
Awful. Absolutely avoid. No Ed Wood to be seen either
ChristopherYoudfan22 March 2009
I feel raped and violated after watching this awful excuse for a home movie. Without any context it seems like someone mucking about with a home movie for their mates. Maybe that's why it was shot, but it shouldn't be sold. To start with, the DVD copy I got (from Amazon) looked like a poor printout from a laser printer for a sleeve, and a DVD label also dodgily done. The movie itself was little better than a low res AVI. But hey, the film was so crap you just don't care after 2 minutes.

What we have here is a porn film - with no nudity whatsoever. Skantily clad women (many not so attractive) almost read dialogue ala a porn actress, before getting from one sexual situation to another. That's it. Only problem is, there's no sex or even nudity. It's like watching a porn film edited for a PG rating. It is unfunny. The effects make Tron look like Jurassic park.

And to add further insult, the actors frequently break the fourth wall to talk to the director about how crap this film is and the director tells them to keep going. In fact, the bloopers at the end are often parts of the "film". Seriously, this was so unfunny. It wasn't even so bad it's funny, unless you think the dialogue scenes in a porno are funny. In which case, here's 90min of them.

And finally, the only reason anyone would get this film - the Ed Wood connection. Now boasting Ed Wood as an influence should mean campy fun, but this film's website purported to integrate supposedly lost Ed Wood footage from a project he was working on in the 50s and essentially "finished the film". Unfortunately, this is just a marketing trick to get Ed Wood fans to shell out for this rubbish. There's no Wood footage here folks. He doesn't receive any credits anywhere , and it's not something based on his unmade scripts (like say I Woke Up Early). Nope, this was just an attempt to get suckers like me to buy a piece of garbage. Thankfully the director hasn't done a film since.

PLEASE even if you're an Ed Wood completist, avoid this movie. It doesn't even spoof a genre he was known for (although it fits under a broad sci-fi spoof). It has no Ed Wood material in it at all, and you will simply waste your money and 90 min of your time. I feel raped and violated after watching this, hoping to see some Ed Wood absurdity and instead getting an inept piece of garbage.
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2/10
Shameful swansong
Leofwine_draca8 February 2018
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What a way to end a career! This film is the swansong for B-movie action director Sam Firstenberg, the man who rose to prominence in the 1980s with such camp classics as AMERICAN NINJA and AVENGING FORCE. It's pitiful to see him reduced to making this thoroughly amateur effort without a single funny bone in its body. Apparently featuring footage from an unfinished Ed Wood flick, this is one of those lame sci-fi comedies in which the stereotypically geeky guy falls in with a race of beautiful alien women, all pneumatic blondes who wear very little. It's an extremely juvenile enterprise, on the same level as a Troma movie, and aside from a cameo from Michael Dorn (who apparently has to be in EVERYTHING sci-fi related) there's no interest here.
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10/10
Excellent SciFi Fun Movie
rsaffell21 December 2004
The Interplanetary Surplus Male And Amazon Women From Outer Space combines the best of two worlds. A world of confusing footage, presumably shot by Edward Davis Wood, Jr. in the 1950's as Amazon Women From Outer Space and today's world of green/blue screens, computers and digital restoration to create the Interplanetary Surplus Male part.

Edward Davis Wood, Jr. a genius of the low budget, 'B' exploitation movies of the 1950's never finished Amazon Women and the footage was lost after his death. Found in a vault and believed to be the lost Amazon Women the footage was restored, and married to a new script with tons of special effects and a completed movie emerged in 2003. This movie is a throwback to the drive in thrillers of the 1950's and 60's with low budget sets, dialog that sometimes goes it's own way and special effects that may not be up to big budget standards.

The movie "hero" Dr. Harvey Kirk, a physics professor has a character flaw that keeps him in hot water with his wife. Due to this flaw amazon women from outer space visit him and rock his world. If you are a lover of SciFi 'B' movies from years past you will love this one. It has it all, flying saucers, a pit with a monster, amazon women and a cool ending.
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