Waiting... (I) (2005)

JD Evermore: Redneck

Quotes 

• Dean : Excuse me, sir. You forgot your change.

  Redneck : No, that's for you, that's your tip.

  Dean : Oh, no, no, no, I insist. You take it. You obviously need this more than I do.

• Redneck : I'll have a shot of whiskey and a double shot of whiskey. She'll have a water. Ah, hell, it's our anniversay. Why don't you bring her a Pepsi.

• Redneck : I should get a hat...

  Dan : Yes, sir.

  Redneck : And a key chain...

  Dan : Yes, sir.

  Redneck : And how about a couple of free sundaes?

  Dan : Yes, sir. I'll have Natasha take down your information and we'll have corporate headquarters send that right out.

  Redneck : What, are you gonna' to mail me a sundae? I want it now goddamnit!

• Dean : Here we are.

  Redneck : Damn, what the hell took so long?

  Dean : Sir, you ordered two well done steaks. They take awhile to cook.

  Redneck : Yeah, well, can you bring me some ketchup. Mmm. Mmm. Nothin' sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup.