- Jon Ashe: Candy, I just can't stand it here anymore. You don't know... you don't WANT to know what I have to go through just to PRETEND that there's a life for me here. I can't paint here. I can't meet anyone NEW. There's only twenty gay men in town. TWENTY! Even if they dress five different ways, that's just a hundred choices, and none of them even understand the rudiments of taste.
- Candy Dineen: You will have style coming out of every office you want.
- Jon Ashe: [correcting] Orifice.
- Candy Dineen: Exactly.
- Jon Ashe: Something's very wrong here.
- Candy Dineen: I know.
- Jon Ashe: You don't suppose...
- Candy Dineen: Oh, Jonny, please, no.
- Jon Ashe: You don't suppose that we're both...
- Candy Dineen: No, no. Oh...
- Jon Ashe: ...both fallen in love, do you?
- Candy Dineen: Oh, this is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
- Matthew Perretti: Jonny, look, how could I know that my getting engaged would bug you? How could I know that? But, okay, now I know, and I won't do it again, I promise.
- Candy Dineen: Well, I don't just string along men. I'm an equal opportunity manipulator, but I am sincere.
- Jon Ashe: ENGAGED! Are you out of your mind?
- Candy Dineen: I'm not gonna argue with you about this.
- Jon Ashe: Oh, yes, you are! You don't know what you're doing, Candy.
- Candy Dineen: Oh, like YOU do? At least MY lover didn't get me arrested - although I do suppose you meet an electric crowd in a jail cell.
- Jon Ashe: [correcting] Eclectic.
- Candy Dineen: Exactly.
- Raul Kessler: How did you get in here anyway, Tavi? Brad didn't say anything about, uh, people being in the house.
- Octavia DiMare: It probably slipped his mind.
- Raul Kessler: Yeah.
- Octavia DiMare: You know you run that poor boy ragged.
- Raul Kessler: Yeah, and maybe it was your tits that struck him dumb.
- Candy Dineen: Everybody thinks I slept my way to the top.
- Octavia DiMare: There are worse ways, dear.
- [Raul makes an offer which Jon thinks he can refuse]
- Jon Ashe: Then, what if we say "no?"
- Raul Kessler: Fine wid me, but chu better plan on spendin' the next ten years or so in jail. And pack lots of lube - you're gonna need it.