- Chris: Fred Barney?...
- Pat: Oh yeah yeah. I changed our names. I didn't want our parents just to be able to call the airlines and find us. At least not until we find Bud and Clover
- Chris: Yeah, but Fred Barney?...
- Pat: What? You're the one who said you always loved the Flintstones
- Chris: And who are you?... Wilma Betty?
- Pat: No. Rocky Dimaggio
- Chris: Rocky... why couldn't I be Rocky?
- Pat: Comon'... which one of us 'looks' like Rocky
- Chris: Yeah, but Fred Barney?
- Pat: 'You know what they call the fear of water?...
- Chris: Yeah... drowning
- Pat: ...Hydrophobia
- Chris: I'm not afraid of water. I love water.
- Pat: It'll probably go away when we find Molly
- Chris: So who died and made you my therapist?
- Pat: Chris, sometimes you just gotta face your fears
- Chris: Look who's talking Mr. I-don't-like-life-so-I-make-it-up-as-I-go...
- Frank: Hey boys
- [beat]
- Frank: Come here...
- Chris, Pat: [leaning in]
- Frank: ...I don't dink dey can compete wit me...
- Chris, Pat: [rolling their eyes]
- Frank: ...you see, when people like my cookies dey like dem year round- all de time. But when it's cold an' wet?... BLAH
- [breaths in their faces]
- Chris, Pat: [flinch in grotesque]
- Frank: ...dey don't like de ice cream so much... dey don't like de ice cream so much