Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Craig Mazin: Saw Villain

Quotes 

• Saw Villain : Zoltar come look! This one is actually going to do it.

• Brenda : Hey, Cindy! Look, I'm on TV, y'all! Check it out! I'm gonna give a shout out to all my peeps!

  [Jigsaw turns round and slaps Brenda in the face] 

  Brenda : HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

  [bashing Jigsaw's face into the camara] 

  Brenda : NO ONE... BITCH SLAPS... BRENDA!

  Saw Villain : Zoltar, help!

  [Zoltar comes in and hits Brenda over the head with a metal pipe] 

  Saw Villain : Oh, oh! This is some bullshit!

  [Brenda grabs the pipe and wacks Jigsaw with it before pushing Zoltar out of view] 

• Saw Villain : Tell me you didn't catch anything.

  Zoltar : No, it's cool. She said she was a virgin.

  Saw Villain : [sighs]  We are so fucked.

• Saw Villain : Enjoy your purple nurple, Tom.

• Saw Villain : Let the game begin.

  Cindy Campbell : I... I don't get.

  Saw Villain : Okay... maybe this will help you "see."

  [a knife comes out from the wall] 

  Cindy Campbell : You want me to cut something?

  Saw Villain : That should be obvious, yes.

  [she goes to cut her wrist] 

  Saw Villain : No.

  [she reaches out to cut Brenda's shoulder] 

  Saw Villain : No! The key is behind your eye, okay?