The O.C. (2003–2007)

Melinda Clarke: Julie Cooper, Julie Cooper-Nichol

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• Julie : [when Luke hits on her in the hall]  Luke, you're a student at this school. I'm Marissa's mother.

  Luke : [incredulous]  You mean it's over?

  Julie : No, of course not. I meant in the hall. I'll see you tonight.

• Jimmy : Don't you remember when we were kids? No one could keep us apart.

  Julie : Ok, first of all: it is not the same thing. Second of all: am I the gardener in this scenario? I think not.

  Jimmy : My parents threatened to cut me off if I didn't break up with you.

  Julie : You never told me that.

  Jimmy : Why hurt your feelings?

  Julie : What did you tell them?

  Jimmy : I told them to go to hell. I told them I was in love with you. I was.

  Julie : Well, I was easy to love back then. I was beautiful and much nicer.

  Jimmy : Jules, come on, you're still beautiful. And we both know you were never nice.

• Julie : Can I ask you a question?

  Kirsten : Mmhmm.

  Julie : Do you like that he calls you Kiki?

  Kirsten : Hate it.

  Julie : 'Cause he kept calling me Juju, like that candy that gets stuck in your teeth. I begged him to stop.

• Sandy : [speaking to Julie about the guy blackmailing her over her role in an '80s porn movie]  You handle Marisa and I'll handle the Colonel.

  Julie : That's a Boogie Nights reference.

  Sandy : Expect a lot of them.

• Julie : Why can't you be happy for me? I am.

• Julie : [Gus is peeing outside near her trailer]  Real classy, Gus.

  Gus : It's them big gulps. They go right through me. Sneak up on me too.

  Julie : That's a *nice* final image.

• Julie : [sniping at Jimmy and Hailey]  Classy choice, Jimmy. Although it's pretty obvious that you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten. You know, in psychology, I think that's called transference.

• Julie : [to Volchock who has extended his arm to shake her hand]  Keep that grimy paw away from me. Unless you wanna see what ten years of Cardio Barre can do to your face.

• Kirsten : Julie, are you okay?

  Julie : Duh! I don't need any steak knives! Do you want some coffee cake?

• Caleb : What is that flower truck doing in our driveway? I get the feeling that it's been there every week.

  Julie : Because it has.

  Caleb : We get flowers delivered every week?

  Julie : Yes, Cal. They're living things. They die.

• Caleb : Do you hear a clicking on the phone? Every time I try to dial and I swear, I hear a clicking.

  Julie : Okay, Nixon. Paranoid, much?

• Julie : You should get another glass of champagne because this is one surprise you won't find posted on the internet.