Without a Paddle (2004)

Gregory Cruz: River Guide

Quotes 

• Jerry Conlaine : I christen this, Duke the second!

  [smashes beer bottle on canoe] 

  River Guide : Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.

• River Guide : There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back.

• River Guide : So... are you a class... 4,5?

  Tom Marshall : Yeah? Yeah? Why don't you try to put those numbers together. Yeah. I shot a class 45, and haven't lost a man yet.

  River Guide : Lie to me! I don't care. I'm not the one who's going to drown.