American Chopper: The Series (2002–2020)
Paul Teutul Jr.: Self
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Quotes
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Paul Jr. : If you had a clue as to what you were talking about, you'd be dangerous!
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Paul Jr. : If you even had a clue as to what you were talking about, you'd be dangerous!
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[Paul Sr. enters the shop looking grumpy...]
Paul Jr. : Uh-oh, grizzly's out!
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[after seeing Rick has cut his hand on the drill press]
Paul Jr. : Somebody needs to get him to the hospital!
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[Looking at the equipment that chewed up Rick]
Paul Jr. : Look, there are pieces of Rick on it.
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[about the sidecar of the cop bike]
Paul Jr. : Gus is the only one of us that can fit in it.
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Paul Jr. : Figure it out!
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Paul Jr. : [in a shouting match with Paul Sr] Twinkle-dinkle-dinkle! You never bent a piece of pipe in your life!
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Paul Sr. : [scolding Paul Jr. for the disheveled condition of the shop] You know what? I'm done talking with you because you are the biggest slob I ever met in the world. So why am I even debating this with you?
Paul Jr. : There's certain things you can't do anything about.
Paul Sr. : Yes, I can, because I own the place.