- 187: Did I ever tell you how many times I'd see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas... All the times I stayed up late, high as a kite, in the non-gravitational atmosphere, while I stroked my anaconda, and dreamed about your snow-white ass
- Capt. Abraham Van Helsing: He's after Aurora, he wants to kill her!
- Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood: But I believe he said he wants to tittie fuck her first.
- Capt. Abraham Van Helsing: For a computer, you sure are bitchy.
- Aurora Ash: It's all in the programming, baby.