PaRappa the Rapper (1996 Video Game)

Dred Foxx: PaRappa

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Quotes 

• Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : Here, I got a little sample!

  PaRappa : Here, I don't have a sample!

• Moosolini : Alright, we're here, just sitting in the car. I want you to show me if you can get far. Step on the gas...

  PaRappa : Step on the gas.

• Chop Chop Master Onion : I need to go just as bad as you. What I had this morning I don't even want to say to you. Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

  PaRappa : Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

  Chop Chop Master Onion : Or, I will fall to the floor.

  PaRappa : Or, I will fall to the floor.

  Chop Chop Master Onion : Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

  PaRappa : Kick, Punch, Turn and Chop the door...

  Chop Chop Master Onion : Or, I will fall to the floor.

  PaRappa : Or, I will fall to the floor.

  Chop Chop Master Onion : Hatatatatatatatatatatatah!

• Moosolini : Uh-uh, uh-uh, no way! I've been sitting in my car, yes, now for days! Did you check the toilets on the right?

  PaRappa : Did you check the toilets on the right?

  Moosolini : Did you check the toilets on the left?

  PaRappa : Did you check the toilets on the left?

  Moosolini : Did *you* check the toilets on the right?

  PaRappa : Did you check the toilets on the right?

  Moosolini : Did *you* check the toilets on the left?

  PaRappa : Did you check the toilets on the left?

  Moosolini : OK, OK. You win.

• Prince Fleaswallow : Ribet, ribet, I cannot hold it. The last toilet that me had, me already sold it. In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow but now I really gotta go.

  PaRappa : In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow but now you really gotta go.

  Prince Fleaswallow : The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

  PaRappa : The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

  Prince Fleaswallow : In the rain or in the snow, I got the funky flow but now I really gotta go.

  PaRappa : In the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow but now you really gotta go.

  Prince Fleaswallow : The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

  PaRappa : The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up! I got no time to spare!

  Prince Fleaswallow : Ah. A, me lose you know, I'm outta here!

• Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : Walk the walk even if you can't just talk the talk! *Squawk!* I got a call. I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

  PaRappa : You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

  Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

  PaRappa : Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

  Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and I ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

  PaRappa : You are a chicken, from the kitchen, and you ain't kidding, although nothing is written.

  Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

  PaRappa : Crack, break, fix the door, you know, I gotta go, so yes, open up, you know!

  Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : It's all yours.

  PaRappa : Ahhhh! This is life!

• Moosolini : Woh ho ho ho! Stop the car! We got an emergency, can't you see? Do you know why we stopped the car?

  PaRappa : Do I know why we stopped the car?

  Moosolini : Guess...

  PaRappa : Guess...

  Moosolini : What...

  PaRappa : What...

  Moosolini : Do you know why we stopped the car?

  PaRappa : Do I know why we stopped the car?

  Moosolini : Guess...

  PaRappa : Guess...

  Moosolini : What...

  PaRappa : What...

  Moosolini : I forgot to close the door...

  PaRappa : You forgot to close the door...

  [she shuts the car door with a "Hmph!" and the car drives off again] 

  Moosolini : Now just don't forget, this ain't kung fu, come on again!

• PaRappa : [gets a queasy feeling]  No, no... Not now... I have to go to the bathroom!

• [the car's gas gauge is running on empty] 

  PaRappa : [thinks in surprise]  Aaa, my car's tank is empty, but mine is full. I mean, I'm full of gas, and not the car.

  [he becomes confused while trying to think] 

  PaRappa : [thinks it over]  Huh? No! The car needs gas but I don't!

  [he gets angry and flames swell up his eyes while he tries to think] 

  PaRappa : [thinks to himself]  Anyway, we have to find a gas station right now!

• [PaRappa runs around the gas station for a restroom when he sees a long line there] 

  PaRappa : [angry, turns blue]  Excuse me! This is an emergency! I need to go right now!

  Chop Chop Master Onion , Moosolini , Prince Fleaswallow , Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : [voices]  So do we!

  PaRappa : [surprised]  Oh my, now what? What can we do?

  [the spotlights turn on one by one in the darkness to reveal...] 

  Chop Chop Master Onion : Yah, I know!

  Moosolini : I know!

  Prince Fleaswallow : I know!

  Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : I know!

  Chop Chop Master Onion , Moosolini , Prince Fleaswallow , Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken : Let's rap for it!

  Chop Chop Master Onion : That's a good idea!

  Moosolini : Hurry up!