UmJammer Lammy (1999 Video Game)
Sara Ramirez: Lammy
Quotes
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[Teriyaki Yoko is impressed at Lammy's guitar playing]
Teriyaki Yoko : [takes out the microphone and presses the button] Alright. This is the supersonic transportation device, and it will send you back to where you came from.
Lammy : [relieved] Eh... OK. Cool.
[the fax machine that has emerged from the stage floor lights up, and a dark version of Lammy, called Rammy, emerges from the machine]
Rammy : Phew. Is the show over?
[she sees a surprised Lammy and is angry at her]
Rammy : [points the finger] So you're the one who took my job!
[Lammy struggles to get into the device as Rammy speaks]
Rammy : My watch is broken, my guitar strings broke, my costume has wrinkles, and I don't get any messages on my beeper, all because of you!
Lammy : Say what?
Rammy : [shouting] Let's see who's the better guitarist!
Lammy : [looks at the device that has activated] Eh, I'm really in a hurry. Maybe some other day!
[she is pulled inside the device as she finishes speaking, and Rammy runs up to it]
Rammy : [tries pulling Lammy out, to no avail] Hey wait! Get back here!
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Lammy : [voice on the answering machine] Hi, this is Lammy. I can't answer the phone right now, because... because... because the MilkCan team's live show is coming up real soon. I'm not really ready for it, but, but Ka-Katy, Ma-san and I have spent our last time in the studio; my solo is not really the way I want it to be, so I've been practicing, and hope it turns out to be okay. Anyways, please leave your name, and a b-b-b-brief message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible, okay? Bye-bye.
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[Japan/PAL version only]
Lammy : [wakes up] Phew. It was a dream.
[she looks around and wonders where she is]
Lammy : Am I... dead?
[she gets up and walks around]
Lammy : Is this hell? If I'm dead, then the game's over! What a stupid game!
[as if on cue, the fake end credits crawl upward until a pumpkin head guy, Jack Smash, emerges from out of nowhere]
Jack Smash : Oh, there's the guitarist! Come on, hurry! Hurry! We need you out there!
Lammy : Huh?
[he takes her and runs off before stopping the fake credits]
Jack Smash : Not yet! Not yet!
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[Japan/PAL version]
Jack Smash : [to Lammy] C'mon, it's time to do it!
Teriyaki Yoko : [picks up Lammy's guitar and threatens her] I'm gonna kill you!
Lammy : Eh, I think I'm dead already.
Teriyaki Yoko : [realizing this] Then I'll put you back to life!
Lammy : [in hope] Really? Can you really do that?
Teriyaki Yoko : Yeah, only if you play right! Come on!
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[U.S. version]
Jack Smash : [to Lammy] C'mon, it's time to do it!
Lammy : [clueless] Um, no no no. You see, I was on my way to my own show, but I ended up here.
Teriyaki Yoko : [surprised] How did that happen? Anyways, I'll help you get to where you're going.
Lammy : [excited] Really? Can you really do that?
Teriyaki Yoko : Yeah, only if you play right! Come on!
