Thanksgiving Family Reunion (2003 TV Movie)
Penelope Ann Miller: Pauline Snider
Quotes
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Pauline Snider : So what are we celebrating?
Mitch Snider : Well, I'm going to give Woody one of my kidneys.
Pauline Snider : Oh that's fantastic! So what're we going to do with it?
Woodrow Snider : Okay, let's go get started on that Thanksgiving feast.
Jill Snider : What do you mean 'what're we going to do with it?'?
Mitch Snider : We're going to take it out of me and put it in Woody.
Pauline Snider : Oh... so he'll have 3?
Jill Snider : Woody told Mitch that he needed a kidney.
[to Woody]
Jill Snider : She doesn't know?
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Jill Snider : So what kind of tea is this?
Pauline Snider : Tea? It's tap water.
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Jill Snider : Are there any washing machines INSIDE the house?
Pauline Snider : No, all of our washing machines have passed away and they're not ready to be reborn yet.
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Pauline Snider : Don't you worry, all our animals have died of natural causes. Old Gabby
[the goat]
Pauline Snider : over there had congestive heart failure. But Chester,
[the turkey]
Pauline Snider : is on his last leg. If he doesn't drop dead soon, all we're having for Thanksgiving is stuffing. But things look good, he's got TB.
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Pauline Snider : I put a box filled with wigs in the back incase you guys want to make it on the road.
Jill Snider : [laughing] Well if I've got kids in the car...
Pauline Snider : Oh sweet, innocent Jill, that's what gas station bathrooms are for.
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Pauline Snider : [in a push up bra and a blonde wig] Hi, I'm Pamela, Pamela Anderson.
Mitch Snider : I was gone for half an hour, what the hell did they put in that tea?
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Jill Snider : Wow, this tea is really stout.
Pauline Snider : I know, it's just grass and organic toothpaste.