Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Tina Majorino: Deb

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Quotes 

• Deb : I'm trying to earn money for college.

  Kip : [from the background]  Your mom goes to college.

• Deb : What are you drawing?

  Napoleon Dynamite : A liger.

  Deb : What's a liger?

  Napoleon Dynamite : It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

• [Napoleon answers the door and Deb is standing out there] 

  Deb : Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?

  [holds out a photo] 

  Napoleon Dynamite : [Napoleon takes the photo and looks at it]  This is a girl.

  Deb : [Deb continues nervously]  Because for a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 75% off.

  Napoleon Dynamite : I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral.

  Deb : Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts?

  [Scene continues after Rex Kwon Do TV ad Kip's watching] 

  Deb : ... And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.

  Napoleon Dynamite : I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.

• [Deb is making a glamour shot of Uncle Rico] 

  Deb : Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...

  [all three turn their heads in a slant] 

  Deb : Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.

  [all three slowly ease up fists under their chins] 

  Deb : This is looking really good.

  Kip : You can say that again.

  [Uncle Rico acknowledges] 

  Deb : Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.

  [Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera] 

  Deb : [takes the picture]  That was the one. I think that's gonna come out really nice.

  Uncle Rico : Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.

  [Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly] 

  Uncle Rico : You're up Kip.

  Kip : Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?

  [makes gesture of putting on a vest] 

• [Napoleon and Deb are dancing] 

  Napoleon Dynamite : I like your sleeves. They're real big.

  Deb : Thank you. I made them myself.

  Napoleon Dynamite : So are you and Pedro getting really serious now?

  Deb : No. We're just friends.

• Napoleon Dynamite : [speaking to Pedro and Deb]  Are you guys having a killer time?

  Deb : Yes.

• Deb : I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy?

• Deb : Are they still letting you run for president?

  Pedro : Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.

• Deb : It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend.

  Napoleon Dynamite : What the heck are you even talking about?

  Deb : Don't lie, Napoleon. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me. I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself?

  [Deb hangs up on him] 

  Deb : [Stunned, Napoleon hangs up and goes out to confront Uncle Rico]