Joey (2004–2006)
Paulo Costanzo: Michael Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Joey : Michael, you have to seize this moment. The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing.
Michael : I want to. I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed.
Joey : So, I'll make a motion.
Michael : You're not a member. There's an approval process.
Joey : Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me being the sole payer of rent for the book club's headquarters.
Michael : I second the motion. The motion is passed
Joey : I motion for a presidential exemption to the no-dating rule.
Michael : I second the motion. The motion is passed.
Joey : I motion that you and me eat that entire ice cream cake right now.
Michael : Motion denied.
Joey : Mr. Chairman, you're out of order!
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Joey : [joey is late for the tonight show because he is stuck in a traffic game] Alright, I'm gonna have to run for it. How far away are we?
Michael : Nine miles.
Joey : Okay, nine miles in fourty-five minutes. Can I do that?
Michael : Are you a Kenyan man with a number on your back?
Joey : I don't know what that means. Alright, I'm gonna give it a shot.
[joey starts running, after a second he returns]
Joey : Aggrevated an old injury...
Michael : Football?
Joey : No, no. Threesome.
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Michael : I'm 20 years old, you know? I'm too old to be living with my mom. All the kids at school make fun of me. And it's not like they're the cool kids. They're not quarterbacks. They're engineers.
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Michael : I hate Pornography, I hate that it's a part of our Culture!