Shayna Lanzo: Ashley

Quotes 

• Ashley : I swear to God and the Virgin Mary, even though shes really good in bed, that I will never take a meat beat again.

• Deep-Voiced Interrogator : So where does this fascination with Natalie Portman come in? Didn't you say you wanted to have real sex with her?

  Ashley : [pause]  Doesn't Everybody?