The Fight for the Fox Box (2003 TV Short)

Scott Rayow: Cubix, The Shredder

Quotes 

• Shredder : [on the briefing screens where the antagonists videoconference]  The Turtles may have the code, but we have The Turtles! There should not be any more problems.

  Dr. Eggman : I believe Sonic may have discovered my code, too.

  The Voice : I hope the rest of you had better luck!

  Dr. K : Not exactly. Cubix sort of got my code.

  Dialbolic : Kid Muscle may have lucked out and gotten the code, but I wouldn't say this is the final call.

  King Dedede : Don't blame me! It's Escargoon's fault! He was in charge of hidin' my part of the code.

  Escargoon : What's the big deal? The code's still in five different pieces, right? Nobody'll ever put 'em together!

  The Voice : You fool! Donatello set up a website called SaveTheFoxBox.com! If anyone saw all the parts of the code, they could enter it there and restore the network!

  [the Voice's visualization fades away as the voice itself changes to reveal the speaker as Wayne Cramp. His voice is no longer distorted] 

  Wayne Cramp : And that would make me mad at you! And you don't wanna make me mad, 'cuz when I get mad, that's when I get even!

  Dorothy Cramp : [knocking on his bedroom door]  Wayne Cramp! What are you doing?

  Wayne Cramp : Uh, nothing Mother! Just plotting to destroy the Fox Box! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  Dorothy Cramp : If you see your brother, send him down. And don't you be late!

  Wayne Cramp : I'll be there for sure!

  [to himself] 

  Wayne Cramp : Just tying up some loose ends...

  Lucien Cramp : [with his back tied to a skateboard]  I won't let you get away with this!

  Wayne Cramp : The only one getting away is you!

  Lucien Cramp : [he starts sliding headfirst down the stairs]  Aaah!

  Wayne Cramp : Ha ha ha ha! Bye, girl-pants! Ha ha ha ha ha!

  [in his altered "Voice" voice] 

  Wayne Cramp : The Fox Box is mine! Aah ha ha ha ha ha!

• The Voice : [the five TV show villians appear on the screen, within smaller screens]  Well, well! Looks like it's showtime! Now that you're all here, the meeting can get started. Never before has there been a teaming up of a group this powerful. You're the most evil, diabolical individuals ever assembled!

  King Dedede : Hey! Am I paying for this call? Get to the point!

  Dr. K : Your message said you would help us defeat a common enemy.

  Escargoon : I hope he wasn't talking about tooth decay, 'cuz in your case we're a little too late.

  Dr. K : What's this guy talking about? He's only got four teeth himself.

  Shredder : Enough! Let us hear what he has to say.

  The Voice : Our common foe is the Fox Box itself! Each week, millions watch as that cursed network broadcasts episode after episode, glorifying our enemies, and showcasing our defeat. That all ends here and now.

  Dr. Eggman : What are you going to do? Shut down the Fox Box?

  The Voice : Exactly! And replace it with a network where we win all the time. Shredder! Imagine a world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where you and The Foots rule with an iron, um... foot.

  Shredder : Hmm... Go on.

  The Voice : The DMP will never lose another match to Kid Muscle again. Sounds good, doesn't it Dialbolic?

  Dialbolic : Sounds even better than a dial tone!

  The Voice : Dr. Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog won't find the Chaos Emeralds, because they'll be in your control!

  Dr. Eggman : Hmm. Very interesting.

  The Voice : [the scene cuts to reveal that the conversation is being listend to on a car radio]  King Dedede! You and Nightmare Enterprises will finally cook up a monster that will stop Kirby for good!

  [It is Jack and Ace, the Funky Cops, who are listening] 

  Ace Anderson : [in the passenger's seat]  We must be picking up someone's CB radio!

  Jack Kowalski : This guy sounds nuts!

  The Voice : Cubix will be defeated once and for all! Or week after week if you like, Dr. K!

  Dr. K : Ooh! That's like music to my ears!

  Shredder : But who are you to lead this group? Show yourself!

  The Voice : Who am I? Right now all you need to know is that I'm the one with the Fox Box broadcast codes!

  Jack Kowalski , Ace Anderson : What?

  [Jack slams on the brakes and causes traffic to stop] 

  Ace Anderson : The codes were...?

  Jack Kowalski : Stolen?

  The Voice : Without which the network will be off the air.

• Connor : [as the kids and their robots are attempting to get Dr. K's code from inside is large mecha]  Quick, Cubix! You'll only have one chance to do this! Go get 'em!

  Cubix : Get him!

  [Cubix breaks his cubes apart to enter Dr. K's giant robot; he approaches the core where the code is kept in Kulminator's memory unit and disables it; the mecha starts to break down] 

  Connor : Now, Chip! Get the code!

  [the code is automatically broadcast to Chip's robot Cerebrix as Dr. K's mecha breaks down] 

  Cerebrix : Downloading. Descrambling. The code is L, one, four, one, five, G.

  Chip : Hey guys, we did it!

  Connor : Way to go, Cubix!

• Michaelangelo : [in April O'Neil's shop; Donatello, Mikey, Raphael, April, and Splinter wait]  Geez! None of us found Shredder's part of the code. I hope Leo has better luck.

  Leonardo : [being thrown through a window into the shop]  Aaah!

  Donatello : Leo!

  Raphael : Leo, what happened?

  Leonardo : [hurt, dirty, and lying on the floor, Leo weakly lifts his head; the others gather around him]  I... I got Shredder's part of the code. It's Five, E, three, K, Z.

  [Foot Clan ninjas break in through the other windows. A fight ensues] 

  Shredder : [breaks down the door after the fight has gone on for a minute; everyone stops fighting]  Fools! You may have stolen the Fox Box broadcast codes from me, but that is the last thing you will ever do! Say farewell to each other while you still can.

  Michaelangelo : Oh yeah, Mister Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell... to... uh, to yourself!

  Raphael : Oh yeah, Mikey. That got him.

  Shredder : Finish them off!

  [more fighting ensues] 

  Splinter : My sons! Retreat!

  [he and April pull Leonardo into a large walk-in closet; the other turtles follow them in and Mikey closes the door] 

  Shredder : Say goodbye to your precious Fox Box! And your worthless lives!

  [he bars the closet door with a metal bar, sets of a bomb, and claws open a pipe near the door that spews out gas; as Mikey and Raphael try to open the door, a view from the street shows the shop exploding]