The Fight for the Fox Box (2003 TV Short)

Sam Riegel: Donatello

Quotes 

• Michaelangelo : [In the Turtles' lair on a Saturday morning, two of them fight. Mikey stands in front of their TV wall with a remote control, smiling]  Oh yes! Saturday morning toon time! This is what life's all about!

  [he turns on the TVs; there is nothing but snow] 

  Michaelangelo : Hey! What gives? This isn't Ultimate Muscle! I want my Ultimate Muscle! Donny! The cable's on the blink again!

  Donatello : [Donatello sits down at his computer workstation, he brings up scientific-looking readouts on the screens]  According to this, our cable's functioning perfectly!

  Michaelangelo : You don't think the Fox Box has been... pre-empted, do ya?

  Raphael : [smashes a sai into one of the television sets]  If I miss this week's "Kirby", heads are gonna roll!

  Leonardo : Donny, see what else you can find out. Maybe there's something we can do to help.

  Raphael : Yeah? Well hurry it up! 'Cuz I also wanted to catch the Fox Box premiere of "Shaman King"!

  Leonardo : Shaman King?

  Raphael : You gotta see this, Leo, it's awesome! Mikey! Run the Shaman King promo we taped!

  [Mikey puts a DVD in the system and the Shaman King promo starts] 

• Leonardo : [inside their truck as it speeds through the city; talking into a cell phone]  All right, guys. Anyone find anything?

  Michaelangelo : I find that searching for stuff makes me hungry!

  Raphael : [riding his motorcycle]  I got nothing!

  Donatello : [on the computer system at their base]  I intercepted and encrypted Foot communication signals. Near as I can tell, the Fox Box broadcast codes have been broken up into five parts. Shredder's got one part, but we'll need the other parts to get the Fox Box back online and on the air.

  Leonardo : [on the phone]  So, what do we do?

  Donatello : April had a great idea.

  April O'Neil : If we can find The Shredder's part of the code, maybe someone else will find the other pieces. Don and I have set up a website: SaveTheFoxBox.com. Anyone who finds a piece of the Fox Box broadcast codes can log on and enter it. The codes will be reassembled, and the Fox Box will be back on the air in no time.

  Michaelangelo : [driving the truck]  I just hope all this can happen fast, so I don't miss the Fox Box premiere of Sonic X!

  Raphael : If that ain't an intro for another sneak peek, I don't know what is!

• Michaelangelo : [in April O'Neil's shop; Donatello, Mikey, Raphael, April, and Splinter wait]  Geez! None of us found Shredder's part of the code. I hope Leo has better luck.

  Leonardo : [being thrown through a window into the shop]  Aaah!

  Donatello : Leo!

  Raphael : Leo, what happened?

  Leonardo : [hurt, dirty, and lying on the floor, Leo weakly lifts his head; the others gather around him]  I... I got Shredder's part of the code. It's Five, E, three, K, Z.

  [Foot Clan ninjas break in through the other windows. A fight ensues] 

  Shredder : [breaks down the door after the fight has gone on for a minute; everyone stops fighting]  Fools! You may have stolen the Fox Box broadcast codes from me, but that is the last thing you will ever do! Say farewell to each other while you still can.

  Michaelangelo : Oh yeah, Mister Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell... to... uh, to yourself!

  Raphael : Oh yeah, Mikey. That got him.

  Shredder : Finish them off!

  [more fighting ensues] 

  Splinter : My sons! Retreat!

  [he and April pull Leonardo into a large walk-in closet; the other turtles follow them in and Mikey closes the door] 

  Shredder : Say goodbye to your precious Fox Box! And your worthless lives!

  [he bars the closet door with a metal bar, sets of a bomb, and claws open a pipe near the door that spews out gas; as Mikey and Raphael try to open the door, a view from the street shows the shop exploding]