Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002 Video)

Paul Rudd: John

Quotes 

• John : [the guys are getting ready to burn a baby. John runs in from nowhere]  No! No!

  [grabs baby and throws it] 

  Michael Ian Black : You asshole! That was our kindling!

  Michael Showalter : Hey, nifty spiral dude. Did you play college ball?

  David Wain : What's your name?

  John : John.

  David Wain : Oh, that's, that's a beautiful name.

  Michael Ian Black : Is that Navajo?

  Michael Showalter : Hey, hey, John, John. D-D-Did you ever suck a dog's dick?