Julian Franco: Tech Support

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• Craig : Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. My portable is making this awful grinding noise, and there's this smell, like valuable proprietary data going up in smoke.

  Tech Support : Don't worry about that, it's a common problem on the portables.

  Craig : When it catches on fire and the sprinklers go off, we really will have a common problem.

  Tech Support : Oh, if you want the sprinkler system disabled, that's going to be facilities management.

  Craig : What? No!

  [Hold music plays. Craig glares at the phone.]