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Flight to DVD Hell!
zeppo-218 April 2006
Or straight to the bargain basement bin at some local pound or dollar shop.This fails on so many levels, it's hard to know where to begin.

Computer generated effects seem to be the fairly cheap new tool for incompetent low-budget film producers. At one time you did have to have actual stuff built to get some special effect but now anyone with some limited ability can sit at a computer and add stuff to film. When done well, cgi can be marvellous and amazing or they can be like this, inept and fake looking. As the effects on this play more like the graphics in some Play-Station,etc, video game. Although that's probably more a slight on the games as they are rather better than this.

But all of the above just might be overlooked if the story was any good, sadly, it isn't. Imagine a terrible offspring of the gremlin episode in the 'Twilight Zone' movie and 'Alien' on an aeroplane and you can see the sparsity of original ideas.

Is it a serious horror or a horror spoof? Fails either way.

The direction is strictly amateur hour as the spirit of Ed.Wood.Jr lives on. No pacing, leaden camera angles and flashy MTV video colour fuzz add nothing to it. I can't decide if the sound dialogue is dubbed or just redone later, it's that poor. The obvious stage cabin casino in the plane has to be seen to be disbelieved too. And is it really wise to use a blow-torch on a plane to locate someone??!

The acting goes down to the rest of the dismal level of the whole sad production. From the over the top slutty stewardess down to the rich lovers who make you cringe with embarrassment and not sexual excitement. The mile high turkey club.

The bad news is that this is a truly appalling piece of film-making and the really bad and even worse news is that the director has made some other films......
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7/10
CINEMA
BandSAboutMovies16 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Roulette One is a flying luxury casino filled with millionaires and a casino manager who plans on robbing them thanks to his computer programmed to cheat. But then the plane flies through a cloud and everyone on board starts to either become a monster or become eaten by those monsters.

If anyone else made this movie, I'd be calling out how much of it rips off The Thing, Alien and maybe even The Langoliers. Instead, it's an Alvaro Passeri movie and I'm celebrating it.

Soon, the crew of Carol (Sinne Mutsaers), Janet (Basia Wajs), Don (Eric Bassanesi) and Pat (Giulia Bernardini) are dealing with alien monsters that explode out of people and I'm loving every moment on this CGI-generated plane. And by CGI, I mean everything looks unreal beyond belief. And then Janet has an alien literally crawl between her legs and impregnate her.

I've never even considered a movie made with Amiga-level computer animation that has mini-golf on a luxury jet and chess that people bet on. Everything looks soft and brightly colored, like candy that I can't wait to let my eyes devour. There are also so many lens flares.

Why do they have a flamethrower on this plane? Actually, of all the questions I have, that's the simplest one. The big one is who are these movies for outside of Passeri? Every one of his films is so idiosyncratic and outright strange and not in the way that says, "Look how wacky I am!" They are absolutely earned strangeness, pure joy captured and ready to reach those ready for it.

Also: Every review that I read where people talk about how bad this movie is or how horrible the effects are, I don't get mad. I feel bad for these people. I am saddened for them and their lack of imagination and aesthetics.

I also totally appreciate that of all the things that Passeri has ripped off for this movie, the ending of Nightmare City is one of them.
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