Thunder of Gigantic Serpent (1988)

Pierre Kirby: Ted Fast

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• Ted Fast : Go on, shoot. Make my day, punk.

• Ted Fast : You waiting for the boss? I'm waiting for the boss too.

  Jackson : Fuck off! Who the hell are you?

  Ted Fast : Fast. Ted Fast.

• Ted Fast : [holds Solomon at gunpoint]  All alone today, huh, Solomon?

  Solomon : Who the hell are you?

  [pause] 

  Solomon : Ted Fast?

  Ted Fast : The one and only.

• Ted Fast : I believe they've informed you of my coming.

  General : And it's a good thing too. You're just in time. We're in real trouble.

• Solomon : [in a Mexican standoff with Ted Fast]  Looks like a stalemate, Fast.

  Ted Fast : I don't need weapons against you, Solomon.

  Solomon : I agree.

• General : [answers phone]  Hello?

  Ted Fast : General, this is Ted. You better call out your army fast. The snake is heading your way.

  General : Huh? Hmm.. all right, I'll do it!

  Ted Fast : Good. You better call out fast.