The Star of Christmas (2002 Video)

Phil Vischer: Pa Grape (Seymour), Bob the Tomato (Cavis), Percy Pea, Phillipe Pea, Archibald Asparagus (Arthur Hollingshead), Jimmy Gourd (Plumber), Mr. Lunt (Prince Frederick), Mr. Nezzer (Uncle Ebeneezer)

Quotes 

• Plumber : [singing]  Your pipes are corroded, the water won't drain / Your toilet exploded, you're flushing in vain!

• Cavis : Ah, Millward, in this modern age it isn't enough just to have a great story, anymore. No, you need to show the audience something they've never seen before!

  Millward : You got a monkey that can yodel?

• Faerie Peas , Faerie Peas : [singing]  Oh, we are the faerie peas! We like to eat strawberry cheese! Oh, we are the faerie peas of Christmas!

• Cavis : I wonder what a Star of Christmas is, anyway?

  Arthur Hollingshead : Beg pardon - were you asking about the Star of Christmas?

  Cavis : Uh... yeah?

  Arthur Hollingshead : Yes, indeed. The Star of Christmas of Canterbury, one of the finest existing examples of sixth-century metalwork, given by St. Gregory the Great to the monks at Canterbury August 14, 592. This astonishing gold and silver five-point star later decorated the courts of King Edward the Confessor, William the Conqueror, and James the Lethargic before coming to rest at the church you see behind you in 1638.

• Arthur Hollingshead : The star hasn't been publicly displayed since February 12, 1803, due to the perceived security risks from the reigns of King Charles the Greedy and Cedric the I'll-Eat-Anything-Star-Shaped!

• Cavis : What have I said all along?

  Seymour : You can't do any heavy lifting. Football injury.

  Cavis : No, besides that. What's the other thing I've said all along?

• Cavis : Millward, you still here? What are you doing?

  Millward : I'm praying to be delivered from the mighty and fearsome hand of Moyer the Destroyer.

• Seymour : Under no circumstances should you use rocket eleven. It has not been tested!

• Seymour : [explaining his rocket car]  Oh, yeah. Uh, the brakes only work if you're on the ground. So, uh, try to stay on the ground.

  Cavis : I... I didn't know that was optional!

• Seymour : This just keeps gettin' weirder.

• Millward : The last rocket... it's dying!

  Cavis : And the drawbridge is going up.

  Rev. Gilbert : We were so close.

  Edmond : Oh, well. Thanks for trying, guys.

  Cavis : Who coulda guessed we'd run out of rockets?

  Millward : Not *completely* out of rockets...