- Max Kellerman: I've paused Michael using this button. This button pauses Bill Wolff. We call it the ME-V-R.
- Michael Holley: I can't go out anyway now 'cause women are all over me. It's such a distraction. I don't want that. I just wanna chill on my couch.
- Max Kellerman: And just think what's going to happen when you're able to grow facial hair if you're successful with the ladies now Michael.
- Michael Holley: Hey Max, where's the sleepover tonight? A-Rod's? or Jeter's?
- Max Kellerman: This coming from a guy with a tie from the My Little Pony collection.
- Max Kellerman: That's gonna do it. For my co-hosts, the silly looking Michael Holley and that other guy, the funny looking Bill Wolff, I, Max say Tune in tomorrow at 6pm and late night for more of me!
- Michael Holley: That guy in Pittsburgh had it right. That's why I have my own studio.
- Michael Holley: Hey Max, I understand now. If the Yankees had a $250 million dollar payroll, maybe they can score a run in the playoffs!
- Max Kellerman: Oh, like they say in Brooklyn, maybe next year!
- Michael Holley: I went to the movies with your wife tonight.
- Max Kellerman: What did she take you to see, The Little Mermaid 2?
- Michael Holley: Max, I don't know what it is today. I feel so different.
- Max Kellerman: Did they shave your head in a hazing ritual at your sorority, Delta Delta Brace-a?
- Max Kellerman: [to Holley] You're a middle-aged guy with no friends. You need me. Of course I'll stick around.
- Max Kellerman: I, Max have challenged the world and hand picked my ref and judge. In Washington, DC - Bill Wolff!