Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009)

Sean Marquette: Mac, Bad Boy, Frat Bother #1, Preteen Boy, Socket Tubey's Creator, Someone in Crowd, Spanish Kid, Tinted Glass Friend

Quotes 

• Mac : [after a night in prison]  Man, what a crazy night.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Eh, I've had worse. Nice seeing ya again, Charlie. Say hi to the kids for me.

  Guard : Will do, Bloo.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Mac's in trouble! Mac's in trouble! You are in trouble!

  Mac : You know, you're in trouble, too.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I'm always in trouble!

• Cheese : [with aluminum foil in his teeth]  I have braces.

  Mac : You found that on the ground, didn't you?

  Cheese : Garbage can.

• [talking about how to get down from the roof] 

  Mac : But how? A ladder? Man, this is tough.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, sheets!

  Mac : [shouts]  Bloo!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, no! Sheets! Bed sheets!

• Mac : [trying to teach Bloo how to be sarcastic]  Now you try.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I want a cooookie.

  Mac : [pause]  Wait. Are you being sarcastic?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I'm being huuuungry.

• Wilt : Hey, how ya doing? Name's Wilt.

  [Mac and Bloo stare up at Wilt for a long time] 

  Wilt : Yo, guys! Hello? Oh, I get it. Is cool, is cool. I know I'm all broken, with the wonky eye and the stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? Don't worry, I'll get someone else...

  Mac , Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You're tall!

  Wilt : Oh, well, yeah.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You should play basketball.

  Wilt : Oh, well, actually I used to... sure. So, how about that tour?

• Duchess : And to what do I owe the unwelcomed intrusion of Bloo and boy?

  Mac : Please, your Duchessness. I'm late, Bloo's hungry, and we're lost. Can you tell us how to get downstairs?

  Duchess : Yes.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Cool.

  [Duchess resumes eating] 

  Mac : Um... hello?

  Duchess : What?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Aren't you gonna show us the way down?

  Duchess : No.

  Mac : But you said...

  Duchess : You asked if I could, and I can. You didn't ask if I would, and I won't.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Why I oughta... and I will!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Bloo becames angry at the Duchess and rushes her]  That's it!

  Mac : Bloo! No!

  [runs after Bloo and stops him, but the Duchess opens up a trap door under them] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Trap door?

  Mac : Yep.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I hate this house!

• Mac : Are you being sarcastic?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Man, I don't even know any more.

• Mac : Bloo, you'd better stay away from that secret door. You're going to get in trouble.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Pfft! Secret doors, who needs 'em? What do I care about secret doors?... and the unparalleled delights they keep hidden from the world!

  Mac : [slaps Bloo]  Let go, man!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Right, right. It won't happen again.

  Mac : I hope not.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I've got it all under control.

  Mac : You'd better.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No worries. It's the last thing on my mind. Here, let me get that secret door for you, Mac.

  Mac : Bloo!

  Mac : Secret later, Mac!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : See, I told you they'd go for it.

  Mac : No you didn't. It was my idea.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : But I inspired it with my...

  Mac : Selfishness?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Self*less*ness.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : That's strange. I know I dropped a pair of tighty whities right here.

  Mac : Are you sure?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Trust me, handling someone else's drawers is something you never forget.

• Mac : You gu-uys!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I'm sorry Mac

  Mac : It's okay Bloo, I

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, it's not okay, I was selfish and dumb and I took you for granted, and it's almost got you

  [quickly changes the subject] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [happily]  Paddleball!

• Club DJ : Are you ready to party?

  various Hanna Barbera and Looney Tunes characters : Hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

  Loudspeakers : We like to party. We like, we like to party. We like to party. We like, we like to party. We like to party. We like, we like to party. We like to party.

  Mac : This is so awful. Various Hanna Barbera and Looney Tunes characters clapped their hands when the electronic dance music starts playing.

  Coco : Coco?

• Mac : We just got into our 4x4 car, Wow! That's fascinating, come on.

• Mac : Oh, yeah! It's so zoopendous!