Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009)

Keith Ferguson: Blooregard, Bloo, Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo, Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo, Friend #2, Billy the Squid, Boomer, Clumsy, Man, Sunset Junction, Father, Friend #4, Hand Friend, Pizza Guy, 40 Year Old Son, Announcer, Arcade Guy #2, B-team Leader, Balloon Friend, Balloty, Billy, Binocular Friend, Bone, Boy, Brainiac, Brother, Bub the Dane, Business Man 1, Camery, Can, Captain, Cashier, Chicken Friend, Clown Friend, Cop #2, Cop 2, Crying Friend, Cuffy, Cuphead Friend #3, Desperate Friend, Dinosaur Friend, Dog, Dumb Voice Over, Dylan, Fireman, Flea #1, Flight Attendant, Frit, Fuzzy Friend, Guy #3, Hairy Friend, Handy, Harold, Head #1, Hobo, Host, Kid #2, Kreplach, Lemonade Saleman, Man 1, Mechanic, Minister, Morty, Newspaper Boy, No-Nose Ned, Orange Friend, Paddle Paul, Paper, Pastor, Peanut Butter, Photographer, Pizza Customer, Pizza Delivery Guy, Poindexter Dorkface, III, Policeman, Ringo Rango, Roller Pin Friend, Scarf Wearing Friend, Scientist #2, Seals on Wheels Foundation Dude, Shaggy Friend, Skater Kid, Sneezy Kid, Stage Pa, Stats, Store Manager, Teenager #1, Tenty, Tom Hanks

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Quotes 

• Mac : [after a night in prison]  Man, what a crazy night.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Eh, I've had worse. Nice seeing ya again, Charlie. Say hi to the kids for me.

  Guard : Will do, Bloo.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Mac's in trouble! Mac's in trouble! You are in trouble!

  Mac : You know, you're in trouble, too.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I'm always in trouble!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Atta boy, Mac! Down with tyranny! Up with... nontyranny!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [to Mac]  See! He's screwing everything up!

  Cheese : Nu-uh! I'm only screwing the wheel!

• [Bloo is trying to break up Frankie's date with Dylan by posing as her ex-boyfriend] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Why, Frankie! Fancy meeting you here! How long has it been?

  Frances "Frankie" Foster : [spits out her drink]  Bloo?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Why, Frankie, you old girl! I can't believe you still call me that... term of endearment!

  [Dylan raises an eyebrow, blinks twice] 

  Frances "Frankie" Foster : [to Dylan]  Heh-heh, heh-heh, uh... don't listen to this maniac!

  [to Bloo] 

  Frances "Frankie" Foster : What are you doing here, Bloo?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Why, I'm on a dinner date! And please, call me by my first name - Orlando!

• [talking about how to get down from the roof] 

  Mac : But how? A ladder? Man, this is tough.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, sheets!

  Mac : [shouts]  Bloo!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, no! Sheets! Bed sheets!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh, thank you, helpful trail of clothes. I love you.

• Mac : [trying to teach Bloo how to be sarcastic]  Now you try.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I want a cooookie.

  Mac : [pause]  Wait. Are you being sarcastic?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I'm being huuuungry.

• Wilt : Hey, how ya doing? Name's Wilt.

  [Mac and Bloo stare up at Wilt for a long time] 

  Wilt : Yo, guys! Hello? Oh, I get it. Is cool, is cool. I know I'm all broken, with the wonky eye and the stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? Don't worry, I'll get someone else...

  Mac , Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You're tall!

  Wilt : Oh, well, yeah.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You should play basketball.

  Wilt : Oh, well, actually I used to... sure. So, how about that tour?

• Duchess : And to what do I owe the unwelcomed intrusion of Bloo and boy?

  Mac : Please, your Duchessness. I'm late, Bloo's hungry, and we're lost. Can you tell us how to get downstairs?

  Duchess : Yes.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Cool.

  [Duchess resumes eating] 

  Mac : Um... hello?

  Duchess : What?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Aren't you gonna show us the way down?

  Duchess : No.

  Mac : But you said...

  Duchess : You asked if I could, and I can. You didn't ask if I would, and I won't.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Why I oughta... and I will!

• Mr. Herriman : Trust me when I tell you that we did not order a dozen pizzas.

  Pizza Delivery Man : Okay. Here's your pizzas, man.

  Mr. Herriman : I reiterate: We did not order any pizzas. And furthermore, I am not a man. I am a rabbit.

  Pizza Delivery Man : Okay. Here's your pizzas, rabbit.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Rip-off artist!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Bloo becames angry at the Duchess and rushes her]  That's it!

  Mac : Bloo! No!

  [runs after Bloo and stops him, but the Duchess opens up a trap door under them] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Trap door?

  Mac : Yep.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I hate this house!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Got B.O.? Get DEO!

• Mac : Are you being sarcastic?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Man, I don't even know any more.

• Mac : Bloo, you'd better stay away from that secret door. You're going to get in trouble.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Pfft! Secret doors, who needs 'em? What do I care about secret doors?... and the unparalleled delights they keep hidden from the world!

  Mac : [slaps Bloo]  Let go, man!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Right, right. It won't happen again.

  Mac : I hope not.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I've got it all under control.

  Mac : You'd better.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No worries. It's the last thing on my mind. Here, let me get that secret door for you, Mac.

  Mac : Bloo!

  Mac : Secret later, Mac!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : See, I told you they'd go for it.

  Mac : No you didn't. It was my idea.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : But I inspired it with my...

  Mac : Selfishness?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Self*less*ness.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You don't look so good.

  Blooregard's Reflection : Well, you're no prize either!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : That's strange. I know I dropped a pair of tighty whities right here.

  Mac : Are you sure?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Trust me, handling someone else's drawers is something you never forget.

• Rubber Chicken : I've heard of mobile phones, but this is ridiculous.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Bloo runs up]  Hey, have you seen a mo...

  Rubber Chicken : I already made the joke, son. He went thatta way.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh, it's you, Heather...

  Berry : BERRY! MY NAME IS BERRY!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I dunno, you look like a Heather to me.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Except the mice. Mice like Cheese.

  Cheese : [looking down at the mice]  Hi doggies.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Berry is driving a train to ram into Mac]  That pink whatchamacallit is trying to kill you!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I'm sorry Mac

  Mac : It's okay Bloo, I

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, it's not okay, I was selfish and dumb and I took you for granted, and it's almost got you

  [quickly changes the subject] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [happily]  Paddleball!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Amazing! I can't wait for our next adventure!

• Blooregard Bloo Q. Kazoo : Wow! I imagine if we ride on a horse, see the sights and walk around the stores!

• Blooregard Bloo Q. Kazoo : We're at the farm! All the animals are amazing! I see a cute little mule with two floppy ears!

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : A funtastic world! Great job, Mac! That's vroomazing!