Hatchet (2006) Poster

(2006)

Joel Murray: Doug Shapiro

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  • Shapiro : Have you ever heard of Bayou Beavers?

  • Shapiro : They probably got stuck just like we did and had to walk the whole way home. Right now they're probably sitting in a Denny's or something.

    Marcus : Moons Over My Hammy, yo.

  • Jim Permatteo : Nice camera, you making a movie?

    Shapiro : Yeah.

    Jim Permatteo : [to Shannon]  Well, what do you know, lovekins? We've got ourselves a director over here!

    Shannon Permatteo : How exciting! What kind of movie is it?

    Shapiro : Well, have you ever heard of Bayou Beavers?

    Jim Permatteo : [enthusiastically]  Sure!

    Shannon Permatteo : [confused]  No.

    Jim Permatteo : [realizing his wife is sitting right next to him]  No.

  • Misty : [on hearing the legend of Victor Crowley from a local]  Do you believe that story she told us?

    Shapiro : Absolutely not. The people around here sleep exclusively with their own family.

    Misty : Eww!

  • Shapiro : Tell me this is part of the tour.

    Shawn : Oh, yeah - I sink the boat every night. It's hillarious.

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