Hatchet (2006)
Joleigh Fioreavanti: Jenna
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Quotes
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Marcus : [after finding Shapiro's stuff and finding out he's a fraud] Anyone else have any more secrets? 'Cause if I find out someone else is lying, I swear I'll kill you myself!
[starts shining the flashlight at everyone; eventually spots Jenna crying]
Jenna : I didn't really go to NYU. It was my first choice, but I didn't get in. So, I went to Hofstra.
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Jenna : I was moving to Hollywood next month to be famous, now I'm going to die out here with all of you assholes!
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Jenna : Who are you calling, your dad?
Misty : [on cell phone] No, I'm calling the police, so they'll send someone.
Jenna : Who are they gonna send?
Misty : The cops, duh!
Jenna : [in disbelief] The police are gonna send the cops? They're the same thing!
Misty : No, they're not! There's a difference!
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Jenna : [sarcastically, to Misty] What a genius! You do know the vibrator goes in your cooch and not your ear, right?
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Jenna : I can't believe I am out here in a swamp. I bet Julia Roberts didn't have to go through this before she got Mystic Pizza.
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Ben : [when they find 2 sets of I.D.s in Shapiro's wallet] Samuel M. Barrett; Whitman Diagnostics, Senior Marketing Manager... Doug Shapiro; Producer, Director.
Jenna : That asshole! I flew all the way down here from New York and he... AH!
Misty : So he didn't really work for Bayou Beavers?
Ben : I'm thinking no.
Marcus : Dude must pretend he's a producer to get his own collection.
[to himself]
Marcus : Good idea.
Misty : That pervert! Why are all men such slime? I can't believe I've fallen for this shit 3 times now!