Hatchet (2006)

Joleigh Fioreavanti: Jenna

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Quotes 

• Jenna : By the way? Your "woo" is so not in the moment.

  Misty : Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb.

• [after Jenna and Misty's make-out session in front of the guys] 

  Jenna : Eww! Brush your teeth much?

  Misty : Lick me, bitch.

  Jenna : No thanks. I like my tongue without the syphilis.

  Misty : You're syhpilis, Ms. Big Words!

  Jenna : ...Okay, that didn't even make sense.

  Misty : Lick me.

• Misty : Are you sure the number is 911?

  Jenna : What else would it be, dumbass?

  Misty : Well how should I know if it's the cell, maybe you have to type in a different area code.

• Marcus : [after finding Shapiro's stuff and finding out he's a fraud]  Anyone else have any more secrets? 'Cause if I find out someone else is lying, I swear I'll kill you myself!

  [starts shining the flashlight at everyone; eventually spots Jenna crying] 

  Jenna : I didn't really go to NYU. It was my first choice, but I didn't get in. So, I went to Hofstra.

• Jenna : Seriously Doug, I can't work with that. I'm a professional actress. I went to NYU.

  Misty : [laughs] 

  Jenna : What's so funny?

  Misty : Like anybody's ever even heard of that.

  Jenna : New York University?

  Misty : Never heard of it.

• Jenna : But we can't just leave him out here!

  Marybeth : Then why don't you just run off and go find him.

  Jenna : ...That was mean.

• Jenna : I was moving to Hollywood next month to be famous, now I'm going to die out here with all of you assholes!

• Jenna : Who are you calling, your dad?

  Misty : [on cell phone]  No, I'm calling the police, so they'll send someone.

  Jenna : Who are they gonna send?

  Misty : The cops, duh!

  Jenna : [in disbelief]  The police are gonna send the cops? They're the same thing!

  Misty : No, they're not! There's a difference!

• Shawn : Don't mind him, that's just Jack Cracker.

  Jenna : Jack Cracker?

  Shawn : Yeah, yeah, just one of the local alligator hunters. He just sits there, yells things, drinks his own piss. He's... ah, you know, cracked.

• Jenna : [sarcastically, to Misty]  What a genius! You do know the vibrator goes in your cooch and not your ear, right?

• Jenna : I can't believe I am out here in a swamp. I bet Julia Roberts didn't have to go through this before she got Mystic Pizza.

• Ben : [when they find 2 sets of I.D.s in Shapiro's wallet]  Samuel M. Barrett; Whitman Diagnostics, Senior Marketing Manager... Doug Shapiro; Producer, Director.

  Jenna : That asshole! I flew all the way down here from New York and he... AH!

  Misty : So he didn't really work for Bayou Beavers?

  Ben : I'm thinking no.

  Marcus : Dude must pretend he's a producer to get his own collection.

  [to himself] 

  Marcus : Good idea.

  Misty : That pervert! Why are all men such slime? I can't believe I've fallen for this shit 3 times now!