- Director Hanson: You can't change the past.
- John Vattic: You are so wrong, Hanson. This isn't the past. It's the present.
- Asylum Patient: I don't know what I'm doing here, I used to be a producer for a games company! I was doing so well! Where are my project plans?
- Professor Grienko: We were ignored by the fools in Russia, men with no vision, no money. Here's to America, eh? No vision either, but you have money!
- Asylum Patient: Ah, the Duke of Wellington, I was expecting you. Are your armies prepared?
- Asylum Patient: Have you seen my mouse? He's blue. About four foot tall.
- Asylum Patient: I really like my shock therapy. Makes me see pretty stars.