Run Fatboy Run (2007)

Simon Pegg: Dennis

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Quotes 

• Dennis : Excuse me, can I just stop you there.

  Whit : Yes...?

  Dennis : Oh, I don't have anything to say... I just wanted to stop you there.

• Gordon : Go on then, run!

  Dennis : Isn't there some kind of like... special technique?

  Gordon : Well... yeah... you put one leg in front of the other over and over again really really fast.

• Gordon : Hey I've got you those tickets you wanted...

  Dennis : They were for yesterday!

  Gordon : Oh so NOW you don't want them?

  Dennis : Why would I want them?

  Gordon : You could... sell them on e-bay.

  Dennis : Who would buy tickets for an event which happened yesterday?

  Gordon : ...Time Travellers.

• Dennis : You know, I mean, I didn't do you any favours on that day, ok? I did a stupid, stupid thing. But it was only because I thought spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. Does that make any sense?

• Dennis : We should set the alarm for about 7 o'clock.

  Gordon : I don't have an alarm clock.

  Dennis : Why not?

  Gordon : I never need to be anywhere.

• Whit : I actually ran the London Marathon

  Dennis : Oh that's a coincidence.

  Whit : Why's that?

  Dennis : Oh, I watched it on the tele... well... the last hour... I sleep in on Sundays.

• Maya : I saw your friend Gordon this morning

  Dennis : I'll replace anything he stole.

• Dennis : As you get older, you're gonna realize there are a lot of things that you don't like. Things much worse than this. And when those things happen, you can't just run away.

  Jake : why not?

  Dennis : Because it doesn't solve the problem. The problem's still there. You've got to stick at it, and then figure out a way to solve the problem, even if it's really really hard.

  Jake : Is that what you do, Dad?

  Dennis : [just looking helpless and speechless...] 

  Jake : Dad?

• Dennis : I went for a bit of a run this morning and I think I've got a bit of a... rash...

  [indicates downwards] 

  Claire : Yes...

  Dennis : Y'know... Down in the...

  Claire : [agitated]  Yes, yes, I understand.

  Dennis : Scrotal Zone.

• Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : I've got a surprise for you!

  Dennis : Oh!... it's not a spatula is it?

• Reporter : Mr Doyle, how do you feel?

  Dennis : [exasperated]  How the fuck do you think I feel?

• Dennis : [surprised]  What are you doing here?

  Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : I'm the assistant coach.

  Dennis : How'd you get to be assistant coach?

  Mr. Ghoshdashtidar : Because I have the spatula!

  [whacks Dennis with it] 

• Dennis : I thought it would be a good chance for me to get to know Whit a little better, so...

  Libby : Well, maybe we should all go out to dinner then?

  Dennis : Really?

  Libby : Yeah, and then we could go dancing...

  Dennis : You're joking...?

  Libby : No, not at all. And afterwards we could come back here and have a threesome.

  Dennis : [thinks it over]  You *are* joking.

  Libby : Of course, I am!

• Whit : I mean, you can see my point can't you?

  Dennis : Yes, yes I can.

• Man in Bakery : I would settle for something shaped like a fish.

  Dennis : Go to a fishmonger!

  Man in Bakery : I'm a vegetarian.

• [during the race] 

  Dennis : Isn't it enough?

  Whit : What?

  Dennis : You got the girl, all right? Isn't it enough?

  Whit : I just think it's high time you realized that it's over, sir! Otherwise, it's gonna be very tough for you when we move to Chicago!

  Dennis : What?

  Whit : [off their pace, trying to discourage Dennis]  You'd better slow down there, chief! You've got a long way to go!

  Dennis : Yeah, well - so have you!

  [Dennis accelerates past Whit] 

  Whit : Oh, yeah! Yes, I like it! Run, fatboy, run!

  [Whit takes his lead back, but as Dennis passes him one more time...] 

  Dennis : I can lose weight... but you'll always be an arsehole!

• Undercover Officer : You want your son to love you? Don't break the law!

  Dennis : Hey! That's entrapment!

  [gets pushed to the ground] 

  Dennis : And that's brutality!

• Dennis : Peter Perfect's perfect palace.

  Gordon : Try saying that when you're smashed.

  Dennis : I will.

• Dennis : I know doing this thing isn't going to change anything or make anything better but um. I would just settle for your respect. I'd settle for you smiling about the time we had together and not think it was a waste of time.

• Gordon : Hey, maybe there's a little man in there who looks just like you but he's really good at running.

  Dennis : What are you talking about?

  Gordon : Just a thought.

• Libby : You can't even finish your sentence!

  Dennis : Oh... don't... don't... don't be... what's the word?

  Old Lady : Prick.

  [in the English version: "Cock."]