Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Jeremy Dawson: Beaver's Son

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Quotes 

• Beaver's Son : [lays down a box of supplies during a Science lab class]  Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich?

  Kristofferson : I beg your pardon?

  Beaver's Son : What's that mean?

  Kristofferson : That means that I don't understand what you just said. A wet sandwich?

  Beaver's Son : Yeah! A wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's

  [makes a motion with his hands] 

  Beaver's Son : different.

  Kristofferson : Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully.

  Beaver's Son : Watch this.

  [he takes a spoonful of yellow powder and drops it into the bubbling liquid over a Bunsen burner; it explodes and covers both of them in the yellow substance] 

  Kristofferson : That's... you just destroyed the whole experiment. We'd better extinguish this magnesium.

  [they raise their safety goggles] 

  Kristofferson : Stand back.

  [Kris sprays the fire with an extinguisher] 

  Agnes : [watching from a few feet away]  Wow.

  Kristofferson : [whistles]  Whew!

  Agnes : [to Kris]  Hmm. I like your ears.

  [gestures to her own] 

  Kristofferson : M... Mine?

  Agnes : Mmhmm.

  Kristofferson : Thank you! I like your... spots.

  Agnes : Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know...

  Ash : Ugh.

  [scoffs] 

  Agnes : Hmm?

  Ash : You're supposed to be *my* lab partner.

  Agnes : I am!

  Ash : No you're not. You're disloyal.

• Beaver's Son : We don't like you and we hate your dad. Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.

  Ash : I'm not gonna eat mud!

  Beaver's Son : Cuss yeah you are.

  [he picks up a large glob of mud and shoves it in Ash's face. Ash makes a gagging sound but does not react further] 

  Kristofferson : [takes off his shoes]  Don't do that.

  Beaver's Son : Why'd you take your shoes off?

  Kristofferson : So I don't break your nose when I kick it.

  [he proceeds to take Beaver's son out with some precision karate moves, ending with a throwdown in the mud. Beaver's son walks away quietly sobbing] 

  Ash : I can fight my own fights.

  Kristofferson : [turns to Ash]  No you can't...