Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Juman Malouf: Agnes

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Quotes 

• Beaver's Son : [lays down a box of supplies during a Science lab class]  Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich?

  Kristofferson : I beg your pardon?

  Beaver's Son : What's that mean?

  Kristofferson : That means that I don't understand what you just said. A wet sandwich?

  Beaver's Son : Yeah! A wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's

  [makes a motion with his hands] 

  Beaver's Son : different.

  Kristofferson : Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully.

  Beaver's Son : Watch this.

  [he takes a spoonful of yellow powder and drops it into the bubbling liquid over a Bunsen burner; it explodes and covers both of them in the yellow substance] 

  Kristofferson : That's... you just destroyed the whole experiment. We'd better extinguish this magnesium.

  [they raise their safety goggles] 

  Kristofferson : Stand back.

  [Kris sprays the fire with an extinguisher] 

  Agnes : [watching from a few feet away]  Wow.

  Kristofferson : [whistles]  Whew!

  Agnes : [to Kris]  Hmm. I like your ears.

  [gestures to her own] 

  Kristofferson : M... Mine?

  Agnes : Mmhmm.

  Kristofferson : Thank you! I like your... spots.

  Agnes : Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know...

  Ash : Ugh.

  [scoffs] 

  Agnes : Hmm?

  Ash : You're supposed to be *my* lab partner.

  Agnes : I am!

  Ash : No you're not. You're disloyal.

• Ash : [points to a sign Agnes carries]  What's that stand for?

  Agnes : Huh? It's for, uh, it's for pep... pep.

  Ash : It's a K.

  Coach Skip : [runs into frame, grabs a bottle from the cooler; to players]  Come on, now! Look alive!

  [to score-keeper] 

  Coach Skip : 'Atta boy.

  [runs out of frame] 

  Agnes : [to Ash, about Kristofferson]  We're going steady.

  [Ash exclaims angrily] 

• Mr. Fox : Alright, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?

  [Linda raises her hand] 

  Mr. Fox : Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra - you got some dry paper?

  [she holds up some paper] 

  Mr. Fox : Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d'you got?

  Mole : I can see in the dark.

  Mr. Fox : That's incredible! We can use that! Linda?

  Linda Otter : Got it.

  Mr. Fox : Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!

  Rabbit : I'm fast.

  Mr. Fox : You bet you are. Linda?

  Linda Otter : Got it.

  Mr. Fox : Beaver! Castor Fiber!

  Beaver : I can chew through wood.

  Mr. Fox : Amazing! Linda!

  Linda Otter : Got it.

  Mr. Fox : Badger! Meles Meles!

  Badger : Demolitions expert.

  Mr. Fox : What? Since when?

  Badger : Explosions! Flames! Burning things!

  Mr. Fox : Demolitions expert! OK! Linda?

  Linda Otter : Got it.

  Mr. Fox : [grabs Weasel]  WEASEL! MUSTELA NIVALIS!

  Weasel : Stop yelling!

  Mr. Fox : Ha! Ha-ha! Whoo! Okay. Ash, you and Agnes team up with these little kids and form some KP unit to keep this sewer clean. It's good for morale.

  Ash : Done.

  [turns to Agnes] 

  Ash : What's KP?

  Agnes : I think it means janitors.

  [Ash spits] 

  Field Mouse : Hey-hey! I wanna go with you! I wanna fight!

  Mr. Fox : Good, fabulous! Microtus pennsylvanicus!

  [the field mouse laughs]