David Ryall: Tom Tit
Quotes
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Geoff Tipps : What're ya doing? King! King! There's an old feller in the toilet!
Tom Tit : 'Tis only I sir; Tom Tit.
Geoff Tipps : Who?
Tom Tit : Tom Tit, the night soil man. Guardian of the royal stool. It's my function to take away your leavings.
Geoff Tipps : I can't go with you lookin' up me bum.
Tom Tit : If I might be so bold sir, there are ways of easing the passage.
[singing in falsetto and playing a piano]
Tom Tit : Come out, come out, reluctant stool. Play not your maker for a fool. Oh, naughty guts, let go your prize. Let's cut this bum egg down to size.
