- Peter Jones - Dragon: And what are you gonna call it?
- Rachel Fiddes: "Blow".
- Evan Davis - Presenter: [voiceover] At least she has a brand name which should turn a few heads.
- Pitch: For the Disconcerning Home Professional...
- Simon Woodroffe - Dragon: I think it's a totally, totally, flawed idea. I can't think of any sponsor who wants to be put under a table leg, except possibly a carpet manufacturer.
- Peter Jones - Dragon: There are a couple of things really that... let it down: the way that you've turned up and the way you've dressed today, I think it's done you absolutely no favors.
- Duncan Bannatyne - Dragon: Apart from the castle, what have you got for your £120,000 pounds?
- James Brown: You may be able to see a fence here.
- Duncan Bannatyne - Dragon: When you walk into the bank and ask the bank manager for a loan, and he says "No", all your friends and family will tell you "The bank manager's wrong", when you go into an investor and he says "No", all your friends and family, said "The investor is wrong". You got a fantastic idea, but one day you have to wake up to the reality, and understand... that your friends and family are wrong, and you're wrong, because it is not gonna sell.
- Peter Jones - Dragon: You mentioned obviously you're a doctor...
- Dr. John Garside: Yep.
- Peter Jones - Dragon: I actually think you need one.
- Duncan Bannatyne - Dragon: [Yorkshire Accent] I'm out because I think if my kids got this it'd get them into things like Facebook.
- Rachel Elnaugh - Dragon: What an obnoxious guy.
- Duncan Bannatyne - Dragon: Rachel, on behalf of *all* men, I apologize for Gavin.