Paradise Now (2005)

Lutuf Nouasser: Car Owner

Quotes 

• Car Owner : [to Saïd]  It's crooked! Just like your father!

• Car Owner : It's still crooked.

  Said : What?

  Car Owner : It's still crooked.

  Said : What, the bumper?

  Car Owner : What else?

  Said : It's brand new.

  Car Owner : Maybe, but it's still crooked.

  Said : I'll take another look at it, sir.

  Car Owner : What for? It's crooked!

  Said : I don't think so.

  Car Owner : Are you saying I'm blind?

  Said : No, but you might be mistaken. Looks can be deceiving.

  Car Owner : My eyes are fine, and thank God for that.

  Said : And it's not crooked.

  Car Owner : Yes, it is! It's fucking crooked!

  Khaled : No, it's not.

  Car Owner : Get Abu Salim and have him look at it.

  Khaled : It's not crooked. You're probably cross-eyed.

  Car Owner : What did you say?

  Khaled : It's straight at a ruler.

  Car Owner : Go get Abu Salim. He'll tell you.

  Said : I'll check it with a level.

  [he takes a level and gives it to Khaled, who checks it] 

  Car Owner : So who's cross-eyed now?

  Said : You are, sir. See? The ground's uneven, but the bumper's straight.

  Car Owner : Are you trying to screw me over? I can see it myself.