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Just to let you know I can usually find something interesting or noteworthy about every movie I see. This is the first time I have ever given a 1* (COMPLETELY Awful!) rating to a movie. Many times when you get a b-rated movie there is at least a somewhat interesting plot (or at least watchable), maybe some funny lines, or special effects, or lots of sex & nudity. This movie had nothing at all. Actually the only reason I even finished watching the movie was so I could comment on it here. The plot had so many cheesy overtones from several other movies (mainly Night of the Living Dead & a bad vampire movie) that it seemed like the writers got confused if they were making a zombie movie or a vampire movie. The only line in the movie that made me break a smile was when the zombies are attacking the house and one of these hack actors said, "What would Bruce Campbell do?" As far as nudity/sex is concerned where do I begin? First of all the only nudity in the whole film is a female zombie. Which I was thinking could be a good thing since most of the zombies were better looking than the lead actresses in the film. The one somewhat "hot" girl in the movie is kissing and dry humping her boyfriend for the first 20 min of the film but it is extremely boring. The acting is the worst I have ever seen. I didn't expect much acting talent from Ron Jeremy but many times you get to see some decent actors or over actors in these types of films. I wouldn't have cast these actors in a grade school play. As someone else said the only reason I rented this movie was because the box looked cool. I would recommend avoiding this movie at all costs.

My only thought is "they didn't have editors for this movie". Despite the horribly bad... well, everything, there were things that were just unnecessarily bad.

Yes, the gore was crap, and there was only two, very short, gory scenes despite this being a movie that you would expect gore from.

But what really made me laugh was how many mistakes there were. There was at least six times when thing would be one way, then they would change to a different scene, and they would have forgotten to make the changes from the previous scene. Bites and wounds would have magically disappeared, etc.

And yes, I want to know how they could have possibly blown a million dollars on this. That doesn't seem possible, even if they had to buy the land and build the house. Explanation please?

OK, I expected bad when I rented it. But my wife and I like bad horror movies on a Saturday night. We like to do the MST 3000 thing and make wisecracks and boy, does this movie ever give you the opportunity!

SPOILER WARNING!

The director (or whoever was responsible) was obviously confused as to what the monsters were. At times they were zombies but after Ron Jeremy's partner transformed he had vampire teeth and started biting Ron's neck! Guess they had the teeth and wanted to use them. Later they had the African-American girl confront a ghost which also just seemed to be carelessly tossed into the script - it had nothing to do with the "plot" as developed this far.

Grape or raspberry jam was the main gore effect and I'm sure the people employed to walk in front of the camera (didn't want to mislead you and call them actors) had to shower the stuff off a lot. Zombies either walked slowly or (in the case of the first teenager offed) could react as nimbly as a living person could depending on...what? No logical reason.

The early sex scene was where I initially made my "here's the gratuitous nudity scene" only as another reviewer noted it was a long boring dry-hump, the length of which was way out of proportion to the rest of the film.

Got a kick out of seeing names on the gravestones obviously blurred out. Added to the overall cheapness of the movie. Too many pseudo-boo moments early on, they added nothing. Ron Jeremy was a porn star? Was he in better shape than this or was there a market for plump male porn actors? I did appreciate the reasonable use of profanity, get tired of movies that use the f-word or similar every third word.

If you're looking for a laugh, rent this. Otherwise stay away.

I'm a huge fan of low budget horror, so when I saw this movie at my video store I had to rent it. I was so disappointed. Bad acting, awful editing, no scares, nothing new, nothing worth recommending, except one or two cool looking zombies. I don't want to make anyone involved with this movie mad, but it is just plain awful.

Not even the pretty actresses can save this movie.

All the action takes place during daytime in a house where these dumb teenagers and Ron Jeremy (who gives the best performance) can't figure out a way to get out, but have no problems arguing among themselves.

Avoid it at all cost.

No, that is not in reference to Mr. Jeremy's (a.k.a. "The Hedgehog") porn career. In this movie, he gets his head ripped off by a bunch of zombies, hence the no more "head" for Ron Jeremy in the summary. Not funny? Oh well.

Anyway, where do I begin with this movie? Plot? Well, 7 bratty teenagers decide to go to an old farmhouse that is being used as the set for a low budget horror movie. On the way to the farmhouse, the teenager driving the vehicle they are all in (Richard-and I only remember his name cause, well, cause that's my name) decides to play chicken with an oncoming pick-up truck. They head toward each other and the truck swerves and pulls into a cemetery. Inside this truck are 2 grave robber's, one being played by the for-mentioned Ron Jeremy. He is there digging up a grave and looking for an amulet that his worth more than you could imagine. Only thing is, when he does get the amulet, the dead start coming back to life. Soon, Ron and his grave robbing buddy head toward the farmhouse and the zombies give chase. Well, if you want to say "chase". How the grave-robbers and the teenagers seem to have trouble out running the zombies is beyond me. So, needless to say, blood is shed and nearly everyone is killed besides...well, watch it if you want to know. Though I don't advise you to watch it. Not even sure why I did.

The acting? The only plus for more was actually the acting of Ron Jeremy. I don't think his performance here was on par as the one he gave in 'HOUSEWIFE FROM HELL' but, being he's a porn star, what more could I expect? Some okay stuff was done with the budget they had. I liked the ghost effect of the ghost coming down the stairs and I liked it when one of the zombie girls got her head smashed in with a shovel but that's about it.

One more thing. Whoever edited this movie needs to find a career doing something else cause your editing was complete crap. MAIN EXAMPLE: Guy and girl are about to have sex in bedroom. Guy has pants on. Switch to shot of the girl from the front and the guy is sitting behind her with his legs to her side, clearly he is not wearing pants. Cut to other things going on in and around the house. Cut back to sex scene. Guy has pants back on, than off, than on. PATHETIC!!!

Worst film ever!! Worst film ever!!! Warning: ''The Wickeds'', by John Poague and written by David Zagorski, was the worst film I've ever seen. I'm a big fan of well done independent films, and this was not one of them. The filmmakers clearly had problems in ever department.

Sound- lots of camera noise and horrible special-sound- effects.

Camera- Direction was not good, & Cinematography was awful, '' hurts-your-eyes'' it's so bad.

Script- Continuity was the biggest issue here- the story wasn't too bad, it was just made by bad filmmakers and very bad actors.

Lights- In almost every scene, the lights are casting shadows on the walls, and twice I actually saw the boom pole.

Ron Jeremy, the infamous porn star plays the protagonist in this film, and even he could not make this film worthy of the 4 dollars I wasted on it...this film should not be at Blockbuster, but rather at a store especially for failed films...I pray to God I never make something as atrocious as this... That's 87 minutes of my life I'll never get back!!

Whoever said "Holy crap" had obviously seen this film. It looked like a movie I'd film in my backyard, except much crappier. (I know that's not a word, but it fits so well.) The script was a mess of horror movie references that made no logical sense. The only good actor was Ron Jeremy, so you know that's bad. When you read the back of the packaging, it sounds good, and the cover is a graphic artists' dream, but the execution is enough to make someone suicidal. I've sat through 'Scary Movie' when I was 15 and with my Dad, but I turned off The Wickeds about half way through. It has the distinction of being the first movie I ever stopped watching because it was SOOO god awful. Congrats.

I love bad horror movies, but I actually turned this one off because it got to be really boring. It was a mix of Amityville Horror, Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Living Dead, and a piece of lint I guess. It was more movie loaf, real movie pieces chunked in form.

I have some comments: 1.) Decide what you're going to be! Are you a zombie flick? A ghost/haunted house flick? Possession? Vampire? 2.) Most zombie movies are pretty good about this, but if we are supposed to assume that most of the zombies are coming out of their graves, not just fresh & turned kills, why would they be buried in jeans? A wedding dress? Completely nude? Did a prom bus turn over near the cemetery? 3.) The zombie caught instantly on fire.

4.) The actors- yeah they were pretty bad. And the blonde chick had the worst hair, it was like Christina Crawford from Mommie Dearest! 5.) Ron Jeremy, in here for novelty, sounded like he trained with Howard Cosell. But of course, hes not really known for his voice...

6.) Ah yes the Ancient Curse from the 1970's...Yeah the "Vampire King" or whatever- German Primse- looked like Captain Spaulding & Clint Howard had a baby.

7.) Could the beginning have been any more directly ripped from the Return of the Living Dead movies? Those were so campy and ahead of their time, but c'mon! 8.) I was laughing so hard during the "slow mo" action scenes. yes he jumps from a second story porch onto a huge pile of hay! Action! It was the Walker Texas Ranger Lever.

9.) So...there are members of the Sex Pistols and deBarge buried there? At least try people! 10.) As a woman I appreciate making out and foreplay, etc., but that was the longest "sex" scene I have ever witnessed! And sex didn't even occur! 11.) Okay wasn't the Vampire guy already IN the house? Then why was he outside again trying to get back in? I don't know what to say...it was like a poor-poor mans Troma. All that I can forgive- if its at least entertaining, interesting. This was really boring.

I've seen a lot of really dumb horror movies in my day, but this has got to be one of the worst EVER. Let me start by saying that I'm not going to harp on the acting or quality...it's what you would expect from a very low budget horror movie. The cast does a good enough job and the zombies look pretty good. My only problem with it (which ruins the whole movie for me) is the incredible idiocy of the movie. Let's go down the list:

1) Zombies are popping up out of their graves, yet some are dressed in tie-dye and one even in little league uniform. I don't know about you, but last time I saw someone get buried, they wore real clothing, not baseball uniforms. 2) All those zombies and not a single hole in front of a grave? Whats up with that?? 3) The grave diggers decide to run away from the zombies instead of getting in their truck and driving off? HUH? 4) Speaking of trucks, how is it easier to run to the cemetery after a truck that you don't have keys for, when you have you OWN vehicle parked 10 feet in front of the house? All you have to do is find the kid with the keys! Once again, HUH? 5) One second its a zombie movie, the next there's ghosts? Make up your mind! 6) The zombie in the attic in the coffin...come on, did that magically appear or what?

OK, I'm done ranting now. I just watched this movie and couldn't wait for it to end cause it was so bad. Despite the hot chicks in it and good looking zombies, the movie is lame city.

OK...I don't even know where to begin. I was recommended to see this and was so disappointed. The scene in the car sucks...total B movie from the beginning. I let that slide. Then the grave robbing. Lame! The vampire in the grave had the worst makeup I've ever seen! I could do better. And hello!!!It's daytime. Why is he rising during daylight? And then the kids having sex..oh wait, they never got that far. Right. And like the zombie/vampire would have replaced the bf! Oh my fave is the gf with no shirt on when the vamp/zombie shows up, suddenly has her bar back on as she's hysterically running down the stairs??!! No way. It would have been more real if she came down with her shirt or hands just covering her up. Like I'd pause from running away from a creature to put on my bra. I think modesty would take a backseat to staying alive....DUH! What else? What's with the single ghost? Is this a ghost story, or a zombie flick, or a vampire movie? They couldn't decide? It's fine to have them all in a movie, but at least make it believable (if one exists, why not the other)...but please! And the cast was horrid! Not to mention the blood spraying from the middle of the screen, nowhere near the actual injuries.

And the zombies didn't seem very much of a threat...their freaking car was parked like 5 feet away? I know, their dead friend had the keys...but it still bothers me. They could have gone out and got them in the beginning....OK, that's not that unbelievable. But what's with the glowing eyes of the bf at the end? I would have liked it better if those two got away. Already seen that in Resident Evil 2! And I could have done a better job of kicking the lame zombies asses in this movie!!! All in all, a waste of $3...

Words really can't describe the excitement I felt nor the wonderful surprise I had when I came across the opening scene. Right after the opening credits we were thrown into the world of next to no budget sound quality and an insanely shaky camera from driving down a dirt road without a shock dampener on the camera. Almost instantly, I was ecstatic. I almost couldn't stand it. The plot opens up and extends out into a multi dimensional saga in which the porn legend Ron Jeremy robs a grave of some undead vampire demon zombie that can levitate. Next we are thrown into the world of college kids dry humping for uncomfortable periods of time and a very frustrating side-boob shot that would have given this review a 9/10. Honestly, it's one of the 10 commandments of making a horror film, there has to be a few boobs to make a great one. Still a must see.

I wanted to like this film but. . .

Positive: It is for the most part well-lit. Some nice camera work. Some of the CG is slick, especially for a no-budget mini-DV zombie film.

Negative: Terrible script! Adequate to poor acting, bad art direction, inconsistent audio.

*SPOILER* The Wickeds is incredibly boring but also just dumb. I turned it off when the vampire (the first corpse that wakes up is a vampire, right?) magically appears in the house for the sole purpose of performing oral sex on a young woman wearing panties. Maybe they did things differently back in his day?